Nick Against the World (112 Viewers)
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1. If you were one of those Canadian hunters clubbing seals to death which poster would be the seal??
Dr_Juve and no matter how much he begs he ain't getting it in the 'shitter' ..thats just gross...
2. Two/Three members you would most like to have dinner with?
Paul, Vin and the gay duo who only come in pairs: Sergio/Pado...First Sub: Andy, Second Sub: Fliakis Third Sub: Burke ..any of these could easily be replaced with Greg (Swag) because he woudl probably pay for the meal.
3. Who would you BAN if you were moderator?
You need Gino Genesio’s…you don’t need Juve_Kosovo’s, Dr_Juve's and I would track down Iceblu and have a bailiff SERVE him a ban to his doorstep .. if his parents allow him to answer the door that is.
4. You are on “Who wants to be a Millionaire?” What poster would be your 'phone a friend”? (For those who don’t know the show this is the person you call if you don’t know the answer to a question: this person will provide help)
Sergio: any man that can discuss the latest underground hip hop artist, the world of mortgage underwriting, the Montreal Canadiens, on-line porn and renovating homes probably has his bases covered.
5. Thread you avoid at all costs.
Lilianna’s “Buffon’s Juicy Souvlaki” threads
6. What two members would you like to see in an old fashioned “cage match”.
Seven and CentroCampo...the guy is so obssesed about Centrocampo's existence that he would probably hit himself in the head and kick himself in the groin just to prove his brother 'exists'
7. What member would YOU like to be in a real fist fight with??
Jae Cole.
8. Male member who is most likely gay.
Seven.
9. Female member who gives out the easiest.
Lilianna *cough*
10. Member who could probably kick the shit out of everyone.
Vinman could but I believe because of his training and ethics he wouldn’t go medival. I think Paul would kick the sh*t out of someone with no remorse…so Paul.
11. Member who would probably cry at the sight of a confrontation.
Gino Genesio...he hates on-line fighting imagine in person.
12. Member who needs to get laid.
Me
13. Member with no pic who you suspect “fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch” on the way down.
Burke..no wait he has a pic but he is still one ugly German.
14. Poster who is probably NOTHING like their on-line personality??
Lilianna…trust me.
15. Juventuz.com needs a slogan: WHAT would it be?
JUVENTUZ.COM: Giving the ugly, mentally challenged and socially inept a voice since 1999.
16. Did RIVER exist?? If so, did she really die?
No. Yes. huh?
17. WHO does Paul (Shadowfax) probably look like most? Clive Owen, Daniel Craig, Simon Powell from American Idol or the guy that played Benny Hill??
Simon Powell personality…Daniel Craig physique..Clive Owen’s facial structure and the hormones of Benny Hill.
18. You are in the following situations..(When I refer to WHO I mean members of Juventuz.com only):
a. You wake up in your hotel room with a dead hooker and a stash of crack (neither is yours and you don't remember how they got in your room)..WHO do you call for help?
Sergio....a man with that much porn on his hard drive needs to be able to think fast and cover his tracks...he would know what to do.
b. You need help solving a people problem and the POLICE will not be of any help..WHO do you call?
Burke…those wack jobs in Hicksville have usually been part of a militia at some point in their life AND usually have a sh*t load of arsenal stashed away AND won’t mind making some bastard 'squeal like a pig’....
c. You are on the trial of your life and you need a witness to ACT as your alibi (essentially they will be lying for you)..WHO do you call?
Padovano..he lies for a living.
d. You have an extra ticket for a CL Final involving Juve and another team..WHO do you bring?
Libero (Kaiser Franco) so we can both throw urine balloons at the Juve fans.
e. You need to borrow a sh*t load of cash as soon as possible?? WHO do you call?
Swag…who else.
f. You need to lay low (hide out) in some remote place for a while… WHO do you call?
Burke and Enron…no one would think to look for a NY Italian in Shitsville, USA.
19. Member JUVENTUZ.com cannot live without?
Padovano and Gino Genesio.
20. In three words (maximum) describe the Nick against the World Thread.
DA, WANK, PISS.
21. Lilianna or Fabiana (Black Mamba?).
Mistress: Lilianna. Wife: Fabiana.
22. What poster comes to mind:
Punk: Juve Kosovo
Chimp Chump: Dr-JUVE
Plain stupid: Gino
Boring: Inktomi
Pointless: Chxta....by the way, Where are you?
Get a life: All of us
23. You are back at the schoolyard and you are captain of the soccer team..in front of you are all the Juventuz posters..you get to pick the first player to make up your team…WHO do you pick?
Vinman.
24. Ok now..WHO do you think would be picked last?
Don Bes…lawn chairs have no place on the soccer pitch.
25. What member’s post do you usually make a point of reading?
Four horseman, Paul, Andy.
26. What member’s post do you usually make a point of ignoring?
Gino and company.
27. WHY hasn’t INCUBOROSSONERO ever posted his pic??
Because he doesn’t exist....he is a figment of your imagination..think of it..has anyone you actually KNOW in real life ever read or heard of Incuborossonero?? Its like the movie Beautiful mind ...
28. Post of the Year:
Suggestions: Sergio’s post on the 'decline of the Nick against the World thread’; Burke exposing his left testicle; Seven re-introducing himself as 'Centrocampo’; Dr_Juve and the 'chimp chump’ theory; Every third post from Padovano; Shadowfax introducing the term “Jog on..”;
Here are a few gems:
29. Finally, what has led to the supposed decline of Juventuz.com??
a. The Sale of Juventuz
b. The Nick against the World thread.
c. The likes of Gino Genesio and his merry bunch in the match threads?
d. (ADD YOUR OWN)
d. the departure of Iceblu.
Dr_Juve and no matter how much he begs he ain't getting it in the 'shitter' ..thats just gross...
2. Two/Three members you would most like to have dinner with?
Paul, Vin and the gay duo who only come in pairs: Sergio/Pado...First Sub: Andy, Second Sub: Fliakis Third Sub: Burke ..any of these could easily be replaced with Greg (Swag) because he woudl probably pay for the meal.
3. Who would you BAN if you were moderator?
You need Gino Genesio’s…you don’t need Juve_Kosovo’s, Dr_Juve's and I would track down Iceblu and have a bailiff SERVE him a ban to his doorstep .. if his parents allow him to answer the door that is.
4. You are on “Who wants to be a Millionaire?” What poster would be your 'phone a friend”? (For those who don’t know the show this is the person you call if you don’t know the answer to a question: this person will provide help)
Sergio: any man that can discuss the latest underground hip hop artist, the world of mortgage underwriting, the Montreal Canadiens, on-line porn and renovating homes probably has his bases covered.
5. Thread you avoid at all costs.
Lilianna’s “Buffon’s Juicy Souvlaki” threads
6. What two members would you like to see in an old fashioned “cage match”.
Seven and CentroCampo...the guy is so obssesed about Centrocampo's existence that he would probably hit himself in the head and kick himself in the groin just to prove his brother 'exists'
7. What member would YOU like to be in a real fist fight with??
Jae Cole.
8. Male member who is most likely gay.
Seven.
9. Female member who gives out the easiest.
Lilianna *cough*
10. Member who could probably kick the shit out of everyone.
Vinman could but I believe because of his training and ethics he wouldn’t go medival. I think Paul would kick the sh*t out of someone with no remorse…so Paul.
11. Member who would probably cry at the sight of a confrontation.
Gino Genesio...he hates on-line fighting imagine in person.
12. Member who needs to get laid.
Me
13. Member with no pic who you suspect “fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch” on the way down.
Burke..no wait he has a pic but he is still one ugly German.
14. Poster who is probably NOTHING like their on-line personality??
Lilianna…trust me.
15. Juventuz.com needs a slogan: WHAT would it be?
JUVENTUZ.COM: Giving the ugly, mentally challenged and socially inept a voice since 1999.
16. Did RIVER exist?? If so, did she really die?
No. Yes. huh?
17. WHO does Paul (Shadowfax) probably look like most? Clive Owen, Daniel Craig, Simon Powell from American Idol or the guy that played Benny Hill??
Simon Powell personality…Daniel Craig physique..Clive Owen’s facial structure and the hormones of Benny Hill.
18. You are in the following situations..(When I refer to WHO I mean members of Juventuz.com only):
a. You wake up in your hotel room with a dead hooker and a stash of crack (neither is yours and you don't remember how they got in your room)..WHO do you call for help?
Sergio....a man with that much porn on his hard drive needs to be able to think fast and cover his tracks...he would know what to do.
b. You need help solving a people problem and the POLICE will not be of any help..WHO do you call?
Burke…those wack jobs in Hicksville have usually been part of a militia at some point in their life AND usually have a sh*t load of arsenal stashed away AND won’t mind making some bastard 'squeal like a pig’....
c. You are on the trial of your life and you need a witness to ACT as your alibi (essentially they will be lying for you)..WHO do you call?
Padovano..he lies for a living.
d. You have an extra ticket for a CL Final involving Juve and another team..WHO do you bring?
Libero (Kaiser Franco) so we can both throw urine balloons at the Juve fans.
e. You need to borrow a sh*t load of cash as soon as possible?? WHO do you call?
Swag…who else.
f. You need to lay low (hide out) in some remote place for a while… WHO do you call?
Burke and Enron…no one would think to look for a NY Italian in Shitsville, USA.
19. Member JUVENTUZ.com cannot live without?
Padovano and Gino Genesio.
20. In three words (maximum) describe the Nick against the World Thread.
DA, WANK, PISS.
21. Lilianna or Fabiana (Black Mamba?).
Mistress: Lilianna. Wife: Fabiana.
22. What poster comes to mind:
Punk: Juve Kosovo
Chimp Chump: Dr-JUVE
Plain stupid: Gino
Boring: Inktomi
Pointless: Chxta....by the way, Where are you?
Get a life: All of us
23. You are back at the schoolyard and you are captain of the soccer team..in front of you are all the Juventuz posters..you get to pick the first player to make up your team…WHO do you pick?
Vinman.
24. Ok now..WHO do you think would be picked last?
Don Bes…lawn chairs have no place on the soccer pitch.
25. What member’s post do you usually make a point of reading?
Four horseman, Paul, Andy.
26. What member’s post do you usually make a point of ignoring?
Gino and company.
27. WHY hasn’t INCUBOROSSONERO ever posted his pic??
Because he doesn’t exist....he is a figment of your imagination..think of it..has anyone you actually KNOW in real life ever read or heard of Incuborossonero?? Its like the movie Beautiful mind ...
28. Post of the Year:
Suggestions: Sergio’s post on the 'decline of the Nick against the World thread’; Burke exposing his left testicle; Seven re-introducing himself as 'Centrocampo’; Dr_Juve and the 'chimp chump’ theory; Every third post from Padovano; Shadowfax introducing the term “Jog on..”;
Here are a few gems:
Sergio said:
Alright Nick, this is the Mother of all questions.
Pinky or Leather Tuscadero?
Pick the wrong Tuscadero, and you get a Mulacci crunch.
Pinky or Leather Tuscadero?
Pick the wrong Tuscadero, and you get a Mulacci crunch.
29. Finally, what has led to the supposed decline of Juventuz.com??
a. The Sale of Juventuz
b. The Nick against the World thread.
c. The likes of Gino Genesio and his merry bunch in the match threads?
d. (ADD YOUR OWN)
d. the departure of Iceblu.
OP
Robert?
I asked Balky to give you this book, so you could finish it. It was worth saving those sheep because their lives are worth more than mine.
They have more to live for. Tell Kasmir I think it's worth it.
I'm gonna miss you guys. I've been thinking about it, and that poem,
that guy that wrote it. He meant you're gold when you're a kid,
like green. When you're a kid everything's new.
Dawn. Like the way you dig shoes, that's gold.
Keep it that way. It's a good way to be.
I want you to ask Kasmir to look at one. I don't think he's ever seen a shoe.
There's still lots of good in the world.
Tell Kasmir, I don't think he knows.
Your buddy, Nick."
P.S. Stay Gold.
I asked Balky to give you this book, so you could finish it. It was worth saving those sheep because their lives are worth more than mine.
They have more to live for. Tell Kasmir I think it's worth it.
I'm gonna miss you guys. I've been thinking about it, and that poem,
that guy that wrote it. He meant you're gold when you're a kid,
like green. When you're a kid everything's new.
Dawn. Like the way you dig shoes, that's gold.
Keep it that way. It's a good way to be.
I want you to ask Kasmir to look at one. I don't think he's ever seen a shoe.
There's still lots of good in the world.
Tell Kasmir, I don't think he knows.
Your buddy, Nick."
P.S. Stay Gold.
Coach in US gets two-season ban
A coach has been suspended for two seasons by the US Major Indoor Soccer League for grabbing a match official by the throat during a heated exchange.
Baltimore Blast boss Tom Wittman was also fined an undisclosed amount following a review and investigation.
Wittman already had been banned for the remainder of the 2005-06 season, including the play-offs.
The MISL is a fast-moving six-a-side version of football played on artificial turf at ice hockey venues.
Wittman's altercation happened during Baltimore's 8-6 loss to the California Cougars in Stockton, California, on 18 March.
Defender Danny Kelly was named interim player-coach for the remainder of the 2005-06 season by the Blast.
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wtf?
A coach has been suspended for two seasons by the US Major Indoor Soccer League for grabbing a match official by the throat during a heated exchange.
Baltimore Blast boss Tom Wittman was also fined an undisclosed amount following a review and investigation.
Wittman already had been banned for the remainder of the 2005-06 season, including the play-offs.
The MISL is a fast-moving six-a-side version of football played on artificial turf at ice hockey venues.
Wittman's altercation happened during Baltimore's 8-6 loss to the California Cougars in Stockton, California, on 18 March.
Defender Danny Kelly was named interim player-coach for the remainder of the 2005-06 season by the Blast.
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wtf?