++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++
A Wank
Shake your pecker from its shoe
My sweet slingback, the black one
Chose another shoe to screw
The Gorilla in the punch bowl is having fun
But . . . don't get caught.
"through the eyes of a shoe"
I sit in the closet, thinking of the end
Peering through the shutters, hoping to catch a glimpse
I know what will happen to me, my fate will be the same as all my friends
I am his shoe whore, and he is one of several shoe pimps.
I'll be grabbed, fondled, shaken, and mangled
And discarded like yesterday's news
This web I've woven myself is oh so tangled
God, why was I born as a pair of Slingback Shoes
So as I sit in this closet, knowing what comes next
Thinking awful thoughts forevermore
One more comes to my mind, besides "why doesn't he just have sex?"
and that is: "What is that Gorilla doing at the door?"