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The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
9,939
A Wank
Shake your pecker from its shoe
My sweet slingback, the black one
Chose another shoe to screw
The Gorilla in the punch bowl is having fun
But . . . don't get caught.
 

Respaul

Senior Member
Jul 14, 2002
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++ [ originally posted by IncuboRossonero ] ++


No piss bombs at San Siro...
Now I've read some bullshit from you in the past but this one surely takes the cake.

Have you ever sat in the away section of the san siro.
Its jus about the only stadium ive been too where the away fans have home supporters above them.
Not only is it piss balloon city, but many dont even bother with that and jus hang over the balcony and piss directly on the fans.
It is also the only stadium I have ever been where i have witnessed a group of men haging their pal over the edge so that he can take a shit into the stand below... some real classy supporters there my friend.

I was in the san siro on sunday and everytime I went near the toilets there was milan fans handing me balloons and urging me to fill em up... unlike you I refused.

Talking of this did you see the pictures of the welsh fans leaving the san siro after the italy - wales qualifier... most of them were drenched in piss... lovely!!

Surprisingly... Italy is the only country i have ever watched football in where fans hurl piss at each other... strange custom really
 

Respaul

Senior Member
Jul 14, 2002
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Out of those places.. only seen one match in mexico... didnt see any piss flying around, the matches i went to in argentina were also piss free.

I didnt mean it doesnt happen elsewhere jus that i have never seen it elsewhere, whether it be anywhere in europe, new york, japan, argentina, south africa or eastern europe... maybe ive jus been lucky, though i see it regurlarly in italy.

Present at all 4 games i attended last week
 

KB824

Senior Member
Sep 16, 2003
31,789
++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++
A Wank
Shake your pecker from its shoe
My sweet slingback, the black one
Chose another shoe to screw
The Gorilla in the punch bowl is having fun
But . . . don't get caught.



"through the eyes of a shoe"

I sit in the closet, thinking of the end
Peering through the shutters, hoping to catch a glimpse
I know what will happen to me, my fate will be the same as all my friends
I am his shoe whore, and he is one of several shoe pimps.

I'll be grabbed, fondled, shaken, and mangled
And discarded like yesterday's news
This web I've woven myself is oh so tangled
God, why was I born as a pair of Slingback Shoes

So as I sit in this closet, knowing what comes next
Thinking awful thoughts forevermore
One more comes to my mind, besides "why doesn't he just have sex?"
and that is: "What is that Gorilla doing at the door?"
 

KB824

Senior Member
Sep 16, 2003
31,789
"Jilted Gorilla"



PADO!!!!!!


You've hurt me again, forsaken me for a pair of shoes.
I long for the day when it was just you and I,
and you would refer to me as your Muse.

PADO!!!!!

You've left me in this cage, to battle my demons alone
I'd call up a friend to help me drown out my sorrows,
But I'm a gorilla, I can't use a fuckin phone.

PADO!!!!!!

This rage is killing me, the pain is too much
Nothing I can do but hope and pray,
That you would once again long for my hairy touch,
and we can wank in a punchbowl again someday.
 
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IncuboRossonero

IncuboRossonero

Inferiority complex
Nov 16, 2003
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    ++ [ originally posted by Shadowfax ] ++... some real classy supporters there my friend.
    Firstly, at least we have supporters.

    Secondly, I was speaking of the FDL, Tigre Curva where I always sit...and piss is never an issue. The area you are refering to is a group of unorganized associations ..the outcasts that are very present at Delle Alpi: they usually outnumber your Curva!
    My hurling began after months of ducking from them and I just did it out of spite...also I never did it at San Siro and only handled MY "masterpieces".
     

    Turdhead

    Chickenegro no funny
    Jan 14, 2005
    3,106
    ++ [ originally posted by IncuboRossonero ] ++


    Firstly, at least we have supporters.

    Secondly, I was speaking of the FDL, Tigre Curva where I always sit...and piss is never an issue. The area you are refering to is a group of unorganized associations ..the outcasts that are very present at Delle Alpi: they usually outnumber your Curva!
    My hurling began after months of ducking from them and I just did it out of spite...also I never did it at San Siro and only handled MY "masterpieces".
    Ah there he is.
     

    Vinman

    2013 Prediction Cup Champ
    Jul 16, 2002
    11,482
    ++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++


    Yo, yo, why you gotta be frontin' on my holmes? i was wit Nick this one time, yo, and he straight took a bullet from a nine. He got shot like 12 times in the left ear, homie. 50 cent ain't got shit on my man Tricky Nick, and that's how I be rollin'.
    God.... I feel like I'm at work.....:rolleyes:
     

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