Nick Against the World (83 Viewers)

[The Pado]

You 'pudlians must really love popcorn.

 

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[The Pado]

++ [ originally posted by Kaiser Franco ] ++
Rob the merkan itie mummy boy from Padova

Isn't a merkan some sort of wig for your dick?

I prefer the bald look.

 

[Turdhead]

Im sorry but im really missing the joke here. Is this supposed to be a play on your grammar fetish? Or is it you acting like an infant?

Jesus we already have a foot fetish lover, we dont need a guy who dresses up as a baby and jacks off over english literature

 

[The Pado]

Shoe fetish, fool, NOT foot fetish.

I go shoe shopping regularly, but haven't been foot shopping in decades.

 

[Kaiser Franco]

is it Paduan? What's the purpose of a wig?

 

[Turdhead]

still trying to get this image of kaiser out of my head

 

[Kaiser Franco]

Chiara Scura is now lecturing an Itie on vestimentary habits:dazed:

 

[The Pado]

++ [ originally posted by Kaiser Franco ] ++
is it Paduan? What's the purpose of a wig?

I don't know, but one of my school mates was Andy Merkin, and he told me that a Merkin was a "hair piece for a dick", but I never wasted the time to verify.

 

[The Pado]

Jerking off is fine, until you hit your 21st birthday. After that, it's just pathetic. Quit pulling the ol' pork.

 

[Kaiser Franco]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++


I don't know, but one of my school mates was Andy Merkin, and he told me that a Merkin was a "hair piece for a dick", but I never wasted the time to verify.

Interesting. A more handy name for a smeg brush then.

 

[The Pado]

Cum Catcher, anyone? Anyone? Hello?

 

[Turdhead]

I dont mean to sound crude but is this you Kaiser?

 

[Kaiser Franco]

the link does not work, babe

 

[The Pado]

I just bought a box of 124 diapers, but none that large.

 

[Kaiser Franco]

ahh now it does. Well you did get the pun on my first name. I will give you that.

 

[Kaiser Franco]

Or did you?

 

[Turdhead]

Cant say I did. We call those nappys

 

[The Pado]

Thanks to the spice girls this forum sucks a lot less.

 

[Kaiser Franco]

Yes and what brands of nappies are there? Other than Pampers.

 

[The Pado]

Chiara Scura, do you know River's MILF mum?