Nick Against the World (66 Viewers)

[The Pado]

++ [ originally posted by Andy ] ++
Nick, whats the best way to get shot on 8 Mile road?

Just act like you are White. The shots will follow.

 

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[Bjerknes]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++



Just act like you are White. The shots will follow.

The best way to get shot is to wear the colors red and black. The gang scene does not take too kindly to those colors.

 

[The Pado]

++ [ originally posted by IncuboRossonero ] ++
Vinman Pado Sergio and I can start pretty damn good local chapters of the Italian BETTER BUSINESSMAN'S BUREAU:
Buffalo, Federal Hill, South Carolina (that might already be taken :cheesy and Rome or where ever the hell I will move to.

Actually Nick, it's NORTH Carolina.

Seriously, there is a BIG difference. Nearly the entire population on the Raleigh-Durham-Chapel Hill area is relocated Northerners. In South Carolina, nearly the entire population is descended from the slave owners that originally owned that land.

 

[The Pado]

Andy, what's the best way to get a nasty case of the Green and Black shits? You know - the kind where you're shitting out the back end while holding a garbage can to your mouth for the front end mess.

 

[The Pado]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++
Andy, what's the best way to get a nasty case of the Green and Black shits? You know - the kind where you're shitting out the back end while holding a garbage can to your mouth for the front end mess.

Eat at White Castle.

 

[Bjerknes]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++



Eat at White Castle.

I was going to say the Chi Chi's in Pittsburgh, but that works too.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by Don Bes ] ++
yes. this place could use a female touch.

Damn......Ok Nick, you are in.

 

[IncuboRossonero]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++
Andy, what's the best way to get a nasty case of the Green and Black shits? You know - the kind where you're shitting out the back end while holding a garbage can to your mouth for the front end mess.

Be on the receiving end of Nick's PEE PEE bombs at Delle Alpi.

:thumb:

 

[Dragon]

Ive been to Raleigh, Wiston Salem-High Point and Greensboro and theyre quite nice places. Raleigh even has a nice museum

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++



Actually Nick, it's NORTH Carolina.

Seriously, there is a BIG difference. Nearly the entire population on the Raleigh-Durham-Chapel Hill area is relocated Northerners. In South Carolina, nearly the entire population is descended from the slave owners that originally owned that land.

I agree. I have a set of twin cousins from Greensboro, on to Chapl Hill, the other to State.

Another close friend to S. Carolina, he says Colombia away from the college is a shithole.

 

[The Pado]

Burke, I have often heard of Columbia described in exactly the same way, "Shit hole". Though, I passed through one time and it did not look too bad. Your went to N.C. State? That's where I went, which is why I came to NC in the first place.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++
Your went to N.C. State?

Yea, one of my cousins is a 24 yr. old junior there now.

He took 2 years off from school to "wank" it up before he realized the value of an education.

 

[Bjerknes]

Well I'm off to metro Detroit. If I do not make an appearance on here in the future, I was probably shot dead driving on 8 Mile or got food poisoning from the mini White Castle burgers that I do not expect to eat, one of the two.

 

[IncuboRossonero]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++
Burke, I have often heard of Columbia described in exactly the same way, "Shit hole". Though, I passed through one time and it did not look too bad. Your went to N.C. State? That's where I went, which is why I came to NC in the first place.

From bossing around the likes of Ray Liotta and talking to dudes about how the refs screwed his team every week TO North Carolina taking pics of security guards in the courthouse who look like a 35 year old steve erkel...where did you go wrong ROBY???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[The Pado]

++ [ originally posted by IncuboRossonero ] ++


From bossing around the likes of Ray Liotta and talking to dudes about how the refs screwed his team every week TO North Carolina taking pics of security guards in the courthouse who look like a 35 year old steve erkel...where did you go wrong ROBY???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let me tell you about Security Guard Erkel, son. He is 23, from DR Congo, and I recruited him to play for my club team. The man is a guarantee of goals. He averaged two goals per game, and sometimes he only arrived at halftime. Nobody I have played with in 11 years at this club comes close to his pace - - - - and Ray Liotta is several years older than me, so I never had the pleasure of working with him. I'll keep the sofa warm for you Nicky boy. You'll love North Carolina.

 

[Bjerknes]

New favorite Christmas song, from Letterman's Top Ten List:

"DID you hear about Cheney's daughter, gay gay gay gay, gay gay, gay, gay"

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by Andy ] ++
New favorite Christmas song, from Letterman's Top Ten List:

"DID you hear about Cheney's daughter, gay gay gay gay, gay gay, gay, gay"

HAHA, that's great.

Skype it up yayo.

 

[Bjerknes]

Have a merry Christmas people, and a Happy New Year.

 

[IncuboRossonero]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++



Let me tell you about Security Guard Erkel, son. He is 23, from DR Congo, and I recruited him to play for my club team. The man is a guarantee of goals. He averaged two goals per game, and sometimes he only arrived at halftime. Nobody I have played with in 11 years at this club comes close to his pace - - - - and Ray Liotta is several years older than me, so I never had the pleasure of working with him. I'll keep the sofa warm for you Nicky boy. You'll love North Carolina.

OH YEAH well Let me tell you about Balky the pickpocketer .. he is 33 (age of Jesus Christ at his death) and is from Albania where he says he was a millionaire surrounded by women with large breats. When he arrived in Italy for "business" the "green police" took his money because they were jealous of his fortune. (This is all according to him). oh yeah he was also friends with Marco Materazzi (for some reason he always mentions Materazzi). Today he pickpockets tourists and wanks it behind the alley ways of Rome.
Nobody I have met in my years in Rome is this

feked up.

:cheesy:

Well maybe Incubo (my friend nobody else sees or hears but me :cheesy

 

[The Pado]

Balky should have never left Albania. Why would a man of such wealth leave Albania to be a beggar in a foreign land? Oh wait, let's ask Donny Balls.

It is a well known fact that Balky was the agent who discovered Materazzi and signed him for Perugia. Mr. Gaucci then set about to recover all fees paid to Balky and in the process brought in the Green Police and placed the Gaucci family curse on all involved. Balky was left with nothing and Materazzi has been shit since moving from i grifoni.