Nick Against the World (121 Viewers)

[IncuboRossonero]

I heard that Donny Balls ate Donny Little Balls (the guy in the new pictures) with a loaf of Albanian Baguette and a can of Barq's root beer without even getting off the lawn chair.

Personally I'm glad: I knew that the new 'dude' was an imposter...he just didn't have the BALLS.

 

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[Vinman]

++ [ originally posted by Andy ] ++


That so-called soccer fan should be shot, literally. Just like those idiots at my University who said to me "Hey, nice referee shirt!" :fero:

Here in Buffalo, same thing........

Or, even better- "Do you work at Foot Locker ??"

I get a strange response when I wear Kappa gear too- "why are there 2 naked ladies all over your jacket/shirt/pants ?????"

No one here in Buffalo wears this stuff, or even understands what it is...............

 

[Elnur_E65]

++ [ originally posted by Vinman ] ++


I get a strange response when I wear Kappa gear too- "why are there 2 naked ladies all over your jacket/shirt/pants ?????"

No one here in Buffalo wears this stuff, or even understands what it is...............

I get comments like "Hey, is that a Libra sign"?

 

[Bjerknes]

++ [ originally posted by Vinman ] ++


Here in Buffalo, same thing........

Or, even better- "Do you work at Foot Locker ??"

Oh FFS, I would be tempted to kick the shit out of the person that said that. What a bunch of friggin retards.

 

[The Pado]

Andy and Vinman, you are spot on about the typical Americans. They can name one club (Man U) and one player (Becks) and think they can engage in a footy conversation. Also, I've heard the shit about the referee shirt and the naked Kappas. I still don't know what the perfect response is. How about this:

Ugly American: "Did you just ref a game?"

Pado: "Uhh, take off your shoe so I can jack a load into it."

Ugly American: "What?"

Pado: "Give me your fvking shoe or I'll bugger you right here, on the spot."



I'll try this on Saturday.

 

[Bjerknes]

Somebody hacked my name and decided to put a gay avatar and signature in. I decided to change the avatar, but I tweaked my signature just a little bit, in a more negative fashion.

 

[Kaiser Franco]

Just "en passant", and because I want to venture a bold guess, let me say this :

Juve-Milan 1-3 (Sheva, Crespo, Seedorf, Neddy)

 

[The Pado]

Stadio Delle Alpi security personnel have identified the fan responsible for throwing genetically altered pears and piss balloons at rival Milan fans:

If you see this Hooligan, do not confront, notify the carabineri immediately

 

[Bjerknes]

++ [ originally posted by Kaiser Franco ] ++
Just "en passant", and because I want to venture a bold guess, let me say this :

Juve-Milan 1-3 (Sheva, Crespo, Seedorf, Neddy)

I don't buy that Libero. This is not last season as you very-well know, and the defense is much more secure. Moreover, we have midfielders who can get the job done this season.

 

[The Pado]

To quote a knowledgable football we all know and loathe:

Libero, sell that shit to the tourists


You go Andy!

 

[Bjerknes]

Thank you Pado, and that Hooligan you posted above is a little trouble maker isn't he..

 

[The Pado]

She does look like a boy in that picture, but you can tell she's a girl in person.

Your prediction of a Detroit Lion playoff fiesta is in danger young man.

 

[KB824]

Pado, I think that's the hooligan that stole my gorilla-paw punchbowl. What a little hellion your Sofia has grown up to be.

That's it, I'm calling the Carabineri.

1-888-HAV-A-WANK


You're doing hard time, my little pretty. Hard Time.

 

[Bjerknes]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++
She does look like a boy in that picture, but you can tell she's a girl in person.

Your prediction of a Detroit Lion playoff fiesta is in danger young man.

Yeah tell me about it. Lions always find a way to fvck up. At least I should be able to see them play "Da Bears" the day after Christmas at Ford Field.

 

[KB824]

Yeah, how's that Coach Mary-Oochie working out for ya.




Message edited by: Someone who really doesn't have the right to say shit about anyone else's football team. Niners drive for #1. #1 pick overall,that is.

 

[Bjerknes]

Mariucchi is doing okay for his second year I suppose. I'm not sure if Steve-O is the right man for the job, but my dad likes him because he knew him in college.

Can he take the Lions to the Promised land? I think the Promised land is a world away for the Lions.

 

[KB824]

i like Mooch.


An Italian-American coaching the 49ers was great. I just don't think he's all that great of an X and O's guy.

And I don't think Joey Harrington is the answer, either. Why on earth did they release Michael Rhiks before the season, anyway? the Tight End position is ALWAYS a safety valve for a young QB, and at least he was pretty decent

 

[Bjerknes]

That's the Lion's management for ya. And I thought Joey Harrington was doing well until everyone found out his little secret: he doesn't have a strong arm and the protection is garbage. And the other "answer" to the QB role, McMahon or however his name is spelled, is cherished by the management. Not sure why cuz he sucks too.

 

[KB824]

There's too much money invested in Harrington right now to just go and draft another QB in the first round.


At least the Niners can get away drafting one (Leinart or Rodgers) because of our All-Pro duo of Tim Rattay and Ken Dorsey.


That last half of the sentence was dripping with sarcasm, BTW.

 

[Dragon]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++
Stadio Delle Alpi security personnel have identified the fan responsible for throwing genetically altered pears and piss balloons at rival Milan fans:

If you see this Hooligan, do not confront, notify the carabineri immediately

I want my children to look like that. Even with the Juve scarf