Somebody get that Fvking school boy a nap, he's annoying the shit out of me.
Somebody get that Fvking Nedved a haircut, he's 20 years out of style, but man can he ball!
Somebody get Sheva's wife an ass, gotta fill that thong with something.
Good to see the Balon d'Or staying in Serie A, the most beautiful championship on earth.
Donny Balls lost 50 lbs . . . Andy found it and thought he would store it between his ears. I pitched his "Yankee fan" argument to my ass crack, and the crack fell asleep.