Nick Against the World (25 Viewers)

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Did you really already vote?

 

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[The Pado]

Did you really already vote?

Yes I did. Early voting began Thursday and I voted Friday.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Who did you punch in?

 

[The Pado]

Who did you punch in?

For President, I went for the guy who pals around with terrorists. I really the like the campaign he has run.

For Governor I voted for a Libertarian. The Democrat and Republican candidates really sucked ass.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

So should I blow you now, or later?

 

[The Pado]

So should I blow you now, or later?

If you blow me and 19 of my friends while we are shitting on the pot, then you might be a young lady who was a UNC-Chapel Hill student some years back, known as "The Puker".

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Are you serious?

Please, tell more.

 

[The Pado]

Are you serious?

Please, tell more.

A story told to me several times by a guy that I work with. He likes to boast that he was third out of the 20. Being near the front of the line makes it better, I guess. He says that The Puker would like to suck guys off while they were shitting. Sick fuckers at UNC.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Hmmm, sounds sexy time.

 

[The Pado]

Hmmm, sounds sexy time.

We just lost Joe the Cocksucker's vote. Joe is a convicted felon who gives blowjobs to men in various Greenwich Village bath houses. Joe is concerned that his taxes will go up under Obama's plan if he blows more than 10,000 men per year. As it turns out, Joe has only blown 1,300 men in his very best years.

 

[.zero]

that just goes to show that everyone has their own reason to vote

 

[swag]

...and that the electoral process quite literally sucks.

 

[The Pado]

New news about The Puker: So I found out that 19 guys went into the bathroom, one at a time, to shit and have the Puker suck them off. Nobody was allowed to flush, so the shit just accumulated in the one toilet, with the smell getting worse and worse.

I have two questions: How is it that 19 guys all had to shit at the same time? And How could one toilet hold that much shit?

 

[The Pado]

Fritz the Jew Hater on Obama: "I don't know what it is about him, I just can't vote for him."

Jimmy One Tooth: "I vote for Tom O'Cain. Obama not good. I no like his rhetoric."

 

[The Pado]

...and that the electoral process quite literally sucks.

The Place Kicker must go down, and he must go down hard.
DA Rayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Daaahs!

 

[Enron]

New news about The Puker: So I found out that 19 guys went into the bathroom, one at a time, to shit and have the Puker suck them off. Nobody was allowed to flush, so the shit just accumulated in the one toilet, with the smell getting worse and worse.

I have two questions: How is it that 19 guys all had to shit at the same time? And How could one toilet hold that much shit?

I don't know the answer to either of those questions. But that sounds like one hell of a blumpkin.

 

[swag]

New news about The Puker: So I found out that 19 guys went into the bathroom, one at a time, to shit and have the Puker suck them off. Nobody was allowed to flush, so the shit just accumulated in the one toilet, with the smell getting worse and worse.

I have two questions: How is it that 19 guys all had to shit at the same time? And How could one toilet hold that much shit?

I am really seeing the carnival fundraiser potential in this. Can you imagine? Kinda like the dunk tank. Except everyone keeps seeing the Puker, and the loser is the one who gets a blow job with their schlong covered in crap.

There must be some North Carolina politician who could use this as a campaign fundraiser...

 

[swag]

Speaking of fundraisers, looks like Wasilla Church of God opened a branch in suburban Philly. Just in time for the World Series.

Just when you've think you've seen all sorts of religious orders, here's Crap for Christ:

http://www.phillyburbs.com/pb-dyn/news/113-08212008-1579650.html

Accused vandal to stand trial

By BEN FINLEY
The Intelligencer

A woman who allegedly defecated inside the sanctuary of Tullytown's St. Michael the Archangel Church in February believed her feces would rid the parish of a hex, a police officer testified Tuesday.

The hex had something to do with 528 dead children the woman believed were buried between St. Mike's and a nearby Dunkin' Donuts on Levittown Parkway, the officer added.

That, as far as Tullytown police officer Nate Aldsworth could tell, was Sandralee Banks-Kastrup's motivation for allegedly wreaking havoc this winter on the parish and its community.

Aldsworth testified Tuesday morning at the preliminary hearing for Banks-Kastrup, a 40-year-old Bristol Township woman who police say not only defecated in the church but carved lewd words into its doors, wrote foul language in its petition book and mailed a threatening letter to the rectory.

After listening to the testimony of Aldsworth and the church's pastor, District Judge Robert L. Wagner Jr. upheld all charges against Banks-Kastrup. She'll head to trial next month in Bucks County Court in Doylestown. She remains in county prison in lieu $500,000 bail.

The most serious count against her is an institutional vandalism charge, a third-degree felony that carries a maximum sentence of seven years in prison.

Tuesday's preliminary hearing was a long time coming. Banks-Kastrup spent months in a state hospital, waiting until doctors deemed her mentally competent to attend the hearing and to stand trial, Tullytown Police Chief Patrick Priore said.

After Banks-Kastrup was charged in February, she was involuntarily committed to Lower Bucks Hospital's psych ward. But three weeks later, her husband signed her out and brought her home.

Banks-Kastrup then allegedly returned three or four times to the outskirts of St. Mike's, lurking along the property lines at night and “glaring” into the rectory windows, St. Mike's pastor, the Rev. Michael DiIorio said in March.

Chickenegros need not apply.

 

[.zero]

New news about The Puker: So I found out that 19 guys went into the bathroom, one at a time, to shit and have the Puker suck them off. Nobody was allowed to flush, so the shit just accumulated in the one toilet, with the smell getting worse and worse.

I have two questions: How is it that 19 guys all had to shit at the same time? And How could one toilet hold that much shit?

unfortunately i don't have answer of either of your questions, but maybe you can answer mine.

is "the puker" a full time registered student?

 

[The Pado]

unfortunately i don't have answer of either of your questions, but maybe you can answer mine.

is "the puker" a full time registered student?

According to my friend, The Puker was a student and at UNC while he was attending in the early 1980's