Nick Against the World (99 Viewers)

[Fecal Samatar]

Well, as long as we understand each other. What happened to your bothers?

well first Alex went to get water and big chickenegro ran up and pecked back of head. Alex pretend he dead so chicken go away but chicken no go away chicken try to steal Alex shoe, an he only have one shoe so Alex no give away shoe and fought chicken but chicken pop cap in his ass cause chickenegro be packin heat. Den brother Cheech go out to get us food and had eyes pecked out but not killed. he died from bird flu.

 

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[The Pado]

Alex, Cheech and Fecal - you have got to be 3 of the dumbest motherfuckers in all of Somalia.

And about that tribal war you're going on about, I looked on wikipedia and there is no mention of the Chickenegro tribe. Are you sure they don't have another name?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

well first Alex went to get water and big chickenegro ran up and pecked back of head. Alex pretend he dead so chicken go away but chicken no go away chicken try to steal Alex shoe, an he only have one shoe so Alex no give away shoe and fought chicken but chicken pop cap in his ass cause chickenegro be packin heat. Den brother Cheech go out to get us food and had eyes pecked out but not killed. he died from bird flu.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

No Skype tonight, Drew.

(Tie on doorknob.)

 

[The Pado]

If KFC ever gets a hold of any of these Chickenegro guys, it's lights out for Boston Market.

 

[Bjerknes]

Message to Vinni if he's reading:

Dear God, please come back here. I'm going to kill somebody because some of these fuckers keep making fun of our opinions regarding the current state of our club, as if we're just a bunch of pessimist retards. That's all I see nowadays, and it's almost as if some of these guys think that we are just out there to apply scare tactics to the forum and Juventus itself.

Come back man, we miss ya. Just tone down the insults a little and beat them in the useful arguments, like the supposed "blasphemy creativity" topic. I mean it's like some didn't even watch us last season. They think we'll win the Scudetto without any creativity that can counteract Inter's efficiency. WTF? Makes me want bash a fucker's head through a window myself. If I was strong enough, I would join you in fucking people up.

Just come on back man this place is not as good without the Vinman. Just like Sergio and Respaul.

Cheers bro. int:

 

[The Pado]

Message to ANdy's Snowman Testicles if they are reading:

Dear Frosty, please pop your heads out of Andy's zipper and visit us here again. Since you took your misshapen form away, the forum has become littered with the likes of Burke's and Enron's well-shaped testicles. Well, were not a cookie-cutter society and this forum welcomes strange balls.

Please come back so we can impregnate Claire together.

 

[Turdhead]

Message to vinman if he is reading:

vinman,

please let a few of dem niggas go, cause niggas be fillin dat jail.

- chief nigga in charge

 

[Turdhead]

Claire sure does like to say "Nigger", doesn't she? I like to say "Ballz out" and "Hey tranny, pull your yard out ma ass, can't you see Roberto's on da phone?"

I do not. I was quoting others.

My 3 most used words are:

1. Ciggie.
2. Charlie.
3. Hardie.

 

[Turdhead]

To the moderator who deleted my "how big is your hardie" thread:

 

[The Pado]

Message to vinman if he is reading:

vinman,

please let a few of dem niggas go, cause niggas be fillin dat jail.

- chief nigga in charge

I'm trying to use that guy for the new Chickenegro smilie but this site goes retarded when when you try to upload an image.

 

[The Pado]

Hey Charlie, is that a ciggie burn on your hardie? Man, that's a bit fucked up.

 

[The Pado]

Chickenegro bad. He give you bird flu . . . steal your television set . . . sell it for crack

 

[Fecal Samatar]

shit ain funny Chickenegro real an scary. Dey peck you and give bird flu. You joke joke with whore girlfriend but no funny like your hardie. One day you come Somali and Chickenegros all get you and your television too. no crack though. give 'em your tv nothing good on anyway. I have cookie in my pants.

 

[The Pado]

I'm one part chicken and two parts darkie
I peck out your asshole with my big brown hardie
If you got your ballz out with one hangin' low
I'm gonna shelf those bitches like they made outta snow.

 

[.zero]

hey pado, would you be interested in playing a lil fantasy football (nfl) this season? i'm setting up a league and a bunch of the fellas from juventuz are playing. let me know if you're down with lay-lo brown and taking a ride through funkytown

 

[The Pado]

I really don't know much about the NFL, except for Green Bay. I can name like 15 non-Packers players in the whole league, so I don't think I would be able to do it. However, if you know of a Shoe Fapping Fantasy League, I'm all over that shit.

 

[Bjerknes]

Pado, I know fuckall about the NFL as well. Probably less than you. But I'm still going to give it a shot and buy as many Detroit Lions as I can.

 

[Turdhead]

lol.

 

[.zero]

However, if you know of a Shoe Fapping Fantasy League, I'm all over that shit.

you got my creative juices flowing