Nick Against the World (115 Viewers)

[Enron]

Euro 2000, baby. The French . . . they actually won it. The Italians . . . runners-up. I can't remember how the Frogs did in 2004 and the Italians were stitched up without losing a match (that retarded equalizer from Ibra did them in long before the infamous 2-2 draw). Dick Cup still sucks.

The French don't count. We all know that.

 

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[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I was, thankfully, able to get PSU football tickets at 7am, unlike last year where we sold out after only 50 minutes.

Now I'll get to sell half of those shits for 10 times the price to dumb rich girls who want football player dick.

Capitalism at its best.

Dick Cup has a a younger, but larger, brother making his name known at Feyenoord: BALLS MUG

I love my Padoventustiano Caranza.

Friends don't let friends Bonsai drunk.

Dude, Bonsai is the shit, but one could easily kill a tree if drunk and pruning.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

The French don't count. We all know that.

Neither do white people.

 

[Bjerknes]

Burke here it is.

I would rather have a Pennsylvania State Trooper shove cocaine in my own nose while my father makes lasagna naked screaming at my mom GOD DAMNIT CELENE STOP MIXING UP OUR UNDERWEAR while my dog chews on my Cesc Fabregas doll.

I would rather have a smile on my face for 25 days straight being nice to everybody I come across. Then on the 25th day, kill 27,000 people.

Than explain shit.

 

[Enron]

I was, thankfully, able to get PSU football tickets at 7am, unlike last year where we sold out after only 50 minutes.

Now I'll get to sell half of those shits for 10 times the price to dumb rich girls who want football player dick.

What games did you get?

 

[Bjerknes]

What games did you get?

All home games my man. Michigan, Illinois, Indiana, Oregon State, etc. First two should be great.

 

[Enron]

All home games my man. Michigan, Illinois, Indiana, Oregon State, etc. First two should be great.

Throw piss balloons at Bitch Rod. With Welcome to the Big Ten written on them.

 

[Bjerknes]

Throw piss balloons at Bitch Rod. With Welcome to the Big Ten written on them.

Word, I hate that fucker. Hopefully we'll beat his team which I think we can do.

 

[Bjerknes]

You guys will never guess what I have decided to take up......

Lebanese citizenship?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Throw piss balloons at Bitch Rod. With Welcome to the Big Ten written on them.

WORD TO MOTHER.....!

Lebanese citizenship?

You didn't look close enough....


...but NO!

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Burke here it is.

Your parents wear underwear?

Tell Tom to tuck his "buddies" next time then....

 

[The Pado]

The French don't count. We all know that.

The French count mightily. It's Domenech that doesn't count. Pissface thinks that Vieira at 50% and sitting on the bench is more valuable than a 100% fit Flamini.

 

[Bjerknes]

Your parents wear underwear?

Tell Tom to tuck his "buddies" next time then....

Why don't you tell him?

The French count mightily. It's Domenech that doesn't count. Pissface thinks that Vieira at 50% and sitting on the bench is more valuable than a 100% fit Flamini.

Domenech has less brains than I have balls, size-wise.

 

[The Pado]

Thanks for the water, but could you take your DICK out of my CUP.



My dream is to get piss drunk in a smelly West Virginia basement, go outside and have a Ballz Out party with my boys and post the pics on the internet.

I think I laughed at those pics for 3 days straight. Tears were rolling.

 

[Bjerknes]

They are something special. Nothing like coffee mugs, balls, and friendship.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Thanks for the water, but could you take your DICK out of my CUP.



My dream is to get piss drunk in a smelly West Virginia basement, go outside and have a Ballz Out party with my boys and post the pics on the internet.

I think I laughed at those pics for 3 days straight. Tears were rolling.

Plus playing pool during a WVU game and winning...... THEN we go to the basement...

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Drew, that dumb bitch showed up at 11 and she stayed 'til 3am. I fucking hate that shit. Fuck and get the hell out.

 

[Bjerknes]

Drew, that dumb bitch showed up at 11 and she stayed 'til 3am. I fucking hate that shit. Fuck and get the hell out.

I thought that was what happened. Kim needs to leave like that one night.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Word.


Get in, get off, and get out.

Bitch tries to cuddle like it's relationship hour.

Take that shit to Dr. Phil, ho.

 

[Bjerknes]

Word.


Get in, get off, and get out.

Bitch tries to cuddle like it's relationship hour.

Take that shit to Dr. Phil, ho.

Bow in the honor of your greatness, cause right now thou has forsaken us, you should be honored by your lateness, that I would even show up to this fake shit...