Nick Against the World (52 Viewers)

[Rami]

Pretty good, Rami. Even after seeing a few juventini humiliated on the pitch against Holland.

How's things on your end?

Pretty good also, just can't find enough time to do the things I love to do! Is there a way to get paid for playing Halo?

ayshin el hayat il qaseyeh wenta

ayesh ayesh al7amdulillah....

 

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[Turdhead]

With the football, comes the turd.

Who interesting is still around?

 

[swag]

Pretty good also, just can't find enough time to do the things I love to do! Is there a way to get paid for playing Halo?



ayesh ayesh al7amdulillah....

Say, maybe there's something you can help me with afterall...

Is there a way for me to get paid for visiting the Arab Lounge.com ... TONIGHT?!!?

 

[swag]

With the football, comes the turd.

Who interesting is still around?

Sorry, Blandie. They all left on holiday in Mauritius.

The Pado is still around, but he's so depressed about the Holland match that's he's out fokking his own ass this time.

 

[Turdhead]

And who can blame him?

 

[The Pado]

OK, I just spent the last hour trying to fuck my own ass. You know, like I used to. Sadly, I was unable to reach. Shrinkage begins at 40.

 

[swag]

In today's "Bitch, You Know You're Too Fat When..." department:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tyne/7445055.stm

Bumble-bee woman in shock birth

A Tyneside woman who gave birth during a friend's hen night in Blackpool said she did not know she was pregnant.

Ally Ashwell, from Newcastle, was touring the seaside town's pubs and clubs in a bumble-bee outfit, when she began to feel unwell.

She returned to her hotel room, where the shocked 30-year-old found herself delivering her own baby.
...

 

[The Pado]

So I guess that for 9 months the pregnant mom continued to bomb booze, smoke crack and not take pre-natal vitamins. Another toothless wigga born on the dole.

 

[swag]

Booze and crack is nothing. It's the parading about foreign towns in a bumble bee costume that perhaps disturbs me the most. That right there must be grounds for the state to intervene for child custody.

 

[Bjerknes]

Is it possible to go blind through alcoholism?

What up Claire.

 

[Vinman]

Is it possible to go blind through alcoholism?

no...only through masturbation, so you better be careful, Andy

 

[.zero]

OK, I just spent the last hour trying to fuck my own ass. You know, like I used to. Sadly, I was unable to reach. Shrinkage begins at 40.

i'm sorry to hear that. i wish you nothing but the best

 

[Bjerknes]

no...only through masturbation, so you better be careful, Andy

I don't masturbate enough as it is.

 

[Turdhead]

In today's "Bitch, You Know You're Too Fat When..." department:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tyne/7445055.stm

To be fair it's not much of a baby, I've did bigger turds.

 

[Turdhead]

So I guess that for 9 months the pregnant mom continued to bomb booze, smoke crack and not take pre-natal vitamins. Another toothless wigga born on the dole.

I heard on the radio last year that young mums in Liverpool smoke through pregnancy because it makes their babies smaller and so birth easier.

 

[Bjerknes]

I heard on the radio that crack sales on the streets of Liverpool were on the decline, so I thought that perhaps, hopefully, Claire was cutting back on that waste of money.

 

[The Pado]

I heard on the radio last year that young mums in Liverpool smoke through pregnancy because it makes their babies smaller and so birth easier.

I already have such a low opinion of Liverpudlians, therefore I'm not surprised by that mindset.

Welcome back. I've missed you.

 

[Rami]

@andy I seen your avatar on a tshirt before, I can give you the site if you are interested.

I found it funny, but if it said France it would've been even cooler

 

[Bjerknes]

@andy I seen your avatar on a tshirt before, I can give you the site if you are interested.

I found it funny, but if it said France it would've been even cooler

Yeah man, it's from Busted Tees. They make the best shirts I've ever seen.

 

[Rami]

Yeah man, it's from Busted Tees. They make the best shirts I've ever seen.

ya they do! But unfortunately they didn't accept my CC. I bought some tshirts from snorgtees.com pretty decent