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Bozi

The Bozman
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Oct 18, 2005
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Berlusca has declared himself winner.
Reuters Breaking News
Robert Mugabe has come out in condemnation of the reported re-election "suave" Silvio B and his top-weave. it is believed that Mugabe has severed all communication with the eurpoean nation stating that "it is a monkey system,run by monkeys and voted for by baboons" surprisingly, Mugabe also used this time to announce that he won his country's election by a record margin and that all his opponents have been arrested and charged with war-crimes
 

swag

L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
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So I am making a connection with some nearby juventini here to watch some of the remaining matches of the season together. Friend-of-a-friend noticed my Juve jacket and connected us. We are few and far between in this town.

Turns out the woman used to live in Torino and taught Alessandro Bettega, Roberto's son, in high school. Alessandro is now playing MF for Monza (on loan from Siena). I may have to check her sofa cushions for bugs planted by Massimo Moratti...
 

swag

L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
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An article with the headline of "English pub Camel's toe which means 'clear visible presence of a woman's vulva, as a consequence of wearing overly tight pants' functioning in Baku center"?

We can be assured of this much: the closest English-language journalists in Azerbaijan get to any real camel toe is of the bar napkin variety. :melayyanandmessi:
 

The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
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So I am making a connection with some nearby juventini here to watch some of the remaining matches of the season together. Friend-of-a-friend noticed my Juve jacket and connected us. We are few and far between in this town.

Turns out the woman used to live in Torino and taught Alessandro Bettega, Roberto's son, in high school. Alessandro is now playing MF for Monza (on loan from Siena). I may have to check her sofa cushions for bugs planted by Massimo Moratti...
Yeah, and I might have to check her closet for slingbacks.
 

swag

L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
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I'm more into Ms. Butterworth's "Bend-Over-And-Take-It-Like-A-Belgian-Waffle" package myself. It's the one with Hector's picture on the label.
 

The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
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ßöмßäяðîëя;1615725 said:
Pado, this isn't something to joke about. Greg is geting pussy for the first time since Aunt Jemima went to a "fuckable" package.
Ahh glass-oppa, you forget that he is married to that slab of prime meat on he other side of the camera, taking all those goofy shots of our boy. It's always the 6'18" 120 lb. red-headed guys with English teeth that score the supa models. It is the law of the jungle, ya know.
 

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