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The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
9,939
Things to do before Thanksgiving Holiday:

1. Call the lady who left 4 messages last week.
2. Answer the email from Pain-in-ass mother of idiot client
3. Order my turkey
4. Walk around with my balls out
5. Go to bank.
 
Apr 12, 2004
77,165
Since I'm gay, I liked them.
mmmmmm....BALLS!
Translation: I might consider a visit now that I've seen your style of dress.


New for Spring '08, Marc Jabobs releases his "Balls Out" line.
:lol2:

I need the new Burkey Drawers from Marc Jacobs.....yes, we have those sir, what size penis pocket do you need? Penis pocket? Yes, sir, there is a penis pocket to the left of the fly so you can store your meat while you let the biscuits DANGLE!

Wow.....34-34 then.
Fucking Merlot!!
I got ripped apart last night on 2 bottles of that shit.
Speaking of which, a party just isn't a party until the host's dead wife becomes a new coffee table...

Sexy...

:shifty:


No, that's just questionable.
Hey, are those the new Balls Out trousers from Marc Jacobs? I love how he gives full exposure to your balls while carefully concealing your penis. Very clever.
BURKE STYLE!
Peterson (Green shirt) : I have not seen my wife since last Thursday, and she has not called any of my phone numbers.

Detective (Yellow shirt) : Well Mr. Peterson, we've searched everywhere for her with no luck. I'm afraid this one is quickly becoming a "cold case".
:lol2:

WV po-po no doubt.
Things to do before Thanksgiving Holiday:

1. Call the lady who left 4 messages last week.
2. Answer the email from Pain-in-ass mother of idiot client
3. Order my turkey
4. Walk around with my balls out
5. Go to bank.
Word....

I guess that lady that called 4 times was Ben?
no "stuffing" the turkey?
I love how Camo is yelling at his dead uncle Francesco Gonzalez on the phone in your avatar.
 

Hambon

Lion of the Desert
Apr 22, 2005
8,073
excellent... 34-60-34 for me...

burke this is for you

the wrestling one in particular...

stumbled on this and had to share.... for you pado

Dispatcher: black male wearing black cap

Officer mike: on it
 
Apr 12, 2004
77,165
excellent... 34-60-34 for me...

burke this is for you

the wrestling one in particular...

stumbled on this and had to share.... for you pado

Dispatcher: black male wearing black cap

Officer mike: on it
WTF???

Nice hat, NIGGER LOVER!

And I loved those sports pics.
I am scarily amused by all this you know...
:lol2:

Great fuckin' pic, bro.
:rofl2:

Luckily i am on a computer... usually i check this thread off my mobile in traffic and the last time almost ended up in a POST after reading one of yours...
:D You have to be on your toes....
Haha :rofl:
I'm a sucker for Nut humor . . . just don't start calling me "Sucknuts".
Shut up, sucknuts.
 

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