Nick Against the World (52 Viewers)

[Bjerknes]

Hey fellas, I just wanted to let you guys know that in 9 hours yours truly will be making his way to Missula, Montana to fight wildfire. Oh and Burke way get a real girl instead of the blow up version. :

Take care, my man. Don't waste too much water... Australia will hate us more.

 

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[swag]

Yeah, Mr. E. Take care. Don't let anything important catch fire, and may the only smoke you inhale be from your bong.

And be sure to collect a lot of chick magnet stories while you're out there. You should be able to tell them you're a fire jumper, at which point they remove all their clothes and ask to see your extinguisher.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

 

[swag]

Yo Burke!

If this wasn't you, it should have been...

She's Gonna Blow: The Colon Cleansing Experiment

Step-by-step instructions on how to give yourself a coffee/Red Bull/Schlitz enema (with pictures and an audio file, unfortunately).

Anal Cannons Aweigh!

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Ohhh, GOD....


I just vomitted and shit on myself.

 

[JCK]

Three tickets at Ullevi for the match between Sweden and USA are on the desk next to me as we speak

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

MAN!

THAT'S MY TEAM!

 

[JCK]

I know and I'll be watching them play in town.

 

[Bjerknes]

Well done, Jack. I think that match is at 2:30 on Wednesday, so I will certainly watch it. Should be an interesting friendly.

 

[JCK]

It's at 20:30 our local timing. I hope both teams play with their first squad. They are expecting 35000 tickets to be sold.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Hopefully our close personal friend of benny Feilhaber will make the swuad.

 

[swag]

Benny Feilhaber? Shouldn't we be talking about "the next Benny Feilhaber" by now?

 

[Seven]

We should be talking about ways to kill badass. Sending him to 1944 Auschwitz seems fair.

 

[The Pado]

We should be talking about ways to kill badass. Sending him to 1944 Auschwitz seems fair.

Badass Devil? Yeah, he's about as significant as Burke telling us he shit on himself . . . again.

 

[Zé Tahir]

Three tickets at Ullevi for the match between Sweden and USA are on the desk next to me as we speak

Nu tar vi de fan!

Heja Sverige!

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Badass Devil? Yeah, he's about as significant as Burke telling us he shit on himself . . . again.

No lies, about a month or so ago.....I did shit my pants.

 

[swag]

No lies, about a month or so ago.....I did shit my pants.

Do I detect an eBay auction coming soon?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Well, yea...

Skype it up, yo!

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Ohhh shit, the market just opened!

 

[JCK]

Three hours to go, broseppi. Do you want me to do something special in the game? Other than piss on Zlatan.