Nick Against the World (34 Viewers)

[Bjerknes]

Belgian waffle

noun

A waffle made by a tool.

The Belgian is better than you... just because he has his own waffles.

 

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[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Fuck that noise.

 

[swag]

And Gregger's facebook shit is getting ill all over some fuckers.

I love it when they lather in it.

He forgot to mention he is also a seismologist......

Earthquakes may be a legitimate risk. But some of the anal cannons here qualify as strategic weapons under the START II treaty.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I'm a strategic weapon under the PUSSY II treay.

 

[The Pado]

We still need an English languange translator at juventus.com:

In the final minutes Ranieri puts on Chiellini, Nocerino, Zanetti, Salihamidzic and Palladino; the young player is immediately in the thick of the action and gives a great ball to Nedved but the Hungarian can't score.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Where was that written or said?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: "Emma come-a-first. Den I come. Den two asses come-a- together. I come once-a-more! Two asses, they come-a-together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

The lady can't take this any more, "You foul-mouthed sex
obsessed pig," she retorted indignantly. "In this country, we
don't speak aloud in Public places about our sex lives”.
”Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who's-a talkin' abouta
sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell-a 'Mississippi'."
$5.00 says you're gonna read this again!

 

[swag]

We still need an English languange translator at juventus.com:

In the final minutes Ranieri puts on Chiellini, Nocerino, Zanetti, Salihamidzic and Palladino; the young player is immediately in the thick of the action and gives a great ball to Nedved but the Hungarian can't score.

Actually, the correct answer is that we need someone under the age of 112 at the juventus.com English site. The Czech Republic (née Czechloslovakia) declared independence from the Austro-Hungarian Empire in 1918, but not everyone reads the papers and word doesn't always get around.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

You asshat.

 

[Bjerknes]

The other day in Ocean City I was going for a jog on Coastal Highway, and all of a sudden I came up to a person wearing an Inter training shirt. As soon as I knew what it was, I yelled, "INTER INTER VAFFANCULO, FORZA JUVE!" in the boy's face. He was probably about 16 and looked pretty scared. I continued running with one finger in the air.

 

[Bjerknes]

We still need an English languange translator at juventus.com:

In the final minutes Ranieri puts on Chiellini, Nocerino, Zanetti, Salihamidzic and Palladino; the young player is immediately in the thick of the action and gives a great ball to Nedved but the Hungarian can't score.

Fucking idiots.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

The other day in Ocean City I was going for a jog on Coastal Highway, and all of a sudden I came up to a person wearing an Inter training shirt. As soon as I knew what it was, I yelled, "INTER INTER VAFFANCULO, FORZA JUVE!" in the boy's face. He was probably about 16 and looked pretty scared. I continued running with one finger in the air.

That kid was so hurt by your words and actions.........he killed 3 babies and hid them in a house and a back yard.

 

[Bjerknes]

That kid was so hurt by your words and actions.........he killed 3 babies and hid them in a house and a back yard.

Yeah, I think he did.

But why didn't he eat them after doing that?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Because he is not the ABE.

 

[The Pado]

Good news for Andy!!
Giuseppe Rossi signs for Villareal, so the dream of becoming the first American to appear for Juventus is still intact!

Den-a 2 asses dey come-a together . . . and make-a da U-Tube moviola in da Burk-a's basement. Dose 2-a asses, dey fonny.

 

[swag]

I'm still hoping we can sign Guido Rossi.

Den a da mobile phone maka da ring-a-ring-a. Anda Mancini say-a, "Hello-a, how much for da referee-a?" And-a Juve wins all a da Inter Scudetti in-a-court-a, for a total of a 41 scudetti and we getta da TWO more stars-a.

 

[swag]

Yeah, it's hockey. But dammit, I want Jules Winnfield as the coach of Juve.

 

[Bjerknes]

Yeah, it's hockey. But dammit, I want Jules Winnfield as the coach of Juve.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiGCHsLPdE4

Oh God, I love that shit.

I want Jules as manager right now. Hell, give him Secco's job, too. If he was there, we would have recieved Milito for 3 million Euros and an hour-long tirade of insults on the behalf of Juventus.

 

[Bjerknes]

Good news for Andy!!
Giuseppe Rossi signs for Villareal, so the dream of becoming the first American to appear for Juventus is still intact!

Den-a 2 asses dey come-a together . . . and make-a da U-Tube moviola in da Burk-a's basement. Dose 2-a asses, dey fonny.

I do think Rossi is overrated, but I also do not like him one bit.

 

[swag]

Before the next time we play Inter, somebody ought to teach Nocerino the Inglewood Jack.