++ [ originally posted by Sergio ] ++
So, I'm at the doctor a few days ago (wednesday) to do a check-up on my right knee, and I tell him that I've been experiencing discomfort in my left leg due to over-compensating.
I Have an MRI done that same day.
I get the results back today.
I have a partially torn quad muscle in my left leg, that for some strange reason, hurts a lot more than my two torn ligaments in my right knee, possibly due to the fact that i have leg muscles as thick as oak trees.
And we need to be in our house in two and a half weeks, and both of my legs are wrapped up in enough Ace Bandage to the point where my wife has resorted to calling me "King Tut" whenever I do something to piss her off. Needless to say I'm in a really awful ****ing mood.
So, anybody see Tara Reid's nipple slippage on the red carpet the other night. Plastic Surgeon really butchered that girl. Wouldn't be enough for me to kick her out of bed, however.