Burkey came from Shitsville USA
Hand jobbed his way across the U-S-A
Dreamt about Andy on the way
Shaved her legs and then he was a she
Burke says hey YO, take a walk on the wild side
Said hey Broseppi, can I get a flesh ride
Besmir came from out on the Island
In the back room he was everybody's darlin'
But he never lost his head
Even when he was givin' head
He says hey Balki, take a walk on the wild side
Said hey Nicola, take a walk on the wild side
And the Burkey go
YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO...
Little Pado never once gave it away
Everybody had to pay and pay
A hustle here and a hustle there
North Ridge is the place where
They said hey Guido, take a walk on the wild side
They said hey Paesano, take a walk on the wild side
Blandie Emma and Potsie came and hit the streets
Lookin' for crack and a place to beat
Went to the Apollo
You should have seen them go go go
They said hey Wanker, spare a buck for a yayo
I said hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
All right, love
Seven is just dreamin' away
Thought he was/is/was his brother for a day
Then he knew it was time for a good old lay
Hooker said he was way too gay
He said hey babe, take a walk on my brother's side
She said hey honey, your out of your mind
And Dr Juve goes...
CHIMP CHUMP CHUMP CHIMP CHIMP CHUMP CHUMP
P.S. I am officially out of my mind