Nick Against the World (46 Viewers)

[Bjerknes]

I'm a classy American whether I'm rolling in my Mustang, my Infiniti, or a 10 speed Pink Huffy with a twinkie dangling off my mouth listening to Lynrd Skynyrd on an old boom box shoved into the basket dangling off the handlebars.

And you're not nutting all over the interior of my Infiniti, unless there happens to be someone of the female persuasion there to catch any and all excess spillage.

Leather seats, you know.

I've already mentioned it to her. She kinda gave me that "Are you for real??" look. I told her we shall discuss this in the morning.

Oh Wait, it is the morning. WOnder if I should wake her up??

Again.

Don't do the wake of your wife, that would be the "stupidity."

But you are indeed the classy American, however I don't know, that Mustang decreases your classy-ness level. My cousin has a Mustang, and I've had enough of his bragging while riding in the suburbs of Detroit. Its a Ford, so negative 20% is applied to such a vehicle.

And I didnt mean interior, I meant exterior. Especially the front, because that piece is absolutely stunning. Reminds me of someone's butt...


Nevermind.

 

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[Bjerknes]

Oh well. Nothing that a few naked pictures of Fabi can't take care of.

FUCK YOU.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

It's really sweet that you want to defend the Chimp Chump, Mrs Pado.. But please do keep in mind that I haven't done anything other than defending my club tonight. Thank you.

I think you may have to defend your jawbone if you keep talking like that to the Serginho, I don't like it.

 

[Jem83]

This is a forum. Not the street. Mind you, I wouldn't fear any of you there either

 

[KB824]

Don't do the wake of your wife, that would be the "stupidity."

But you are indeed the classy American, however I don't know, that Mustang decreases your classy-ness level. My cousin has a Mustang, and I've had enough of his bragging while riding in the suburbs of Detroit. Its a Ford, so negative 20% is applied to such a vehicle.

And I didnt mean interior, I meant exterior. Especially the front, because that piece is absolutely stunning. Reminds me of someone's butt...


Nevermind.

If you've seen my car in person, you wouldn't say that my classiness level has decreased.

This is my dream car, and its all I could ask for. Its even the same exact color of my Dad's first car when he came ot this country, a 1968 Mustang. That's the reason why I got that color. Now, that's respect right there.

And whose butt are we talking about????

 

[Jem83]

 

[KB824]

It's really sweet that you want to defend the Chimp Chump, Mrs Pado.. But please do keep in mind that I haven't done anything other than defending my club tonight. Thank you.

He's my friend.

Plain and Simple

 

[Jem83]

He's my friend.

Plain and Simple

I know. It's good to see loyalty. I have nothing against you. Just didn't like the way you barked at me, that's all. I'm a nice guy, give me a chance umpkin:

 

[KB824]

I know. It's good to see loyalty. I have nothing against you. Just didn't like the way you barked at me, that's all. I'm a nice guy, give me a chance umpkin:

Very well, you shall get your chance.

 

[KB824]

I hope this wasn't in reference to my vehicle

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I just want everyone to know that my penis is the size of 1987.

 

[Bjerknes]

If you've seen my car in person, you wouldn't say that my classiness level has decreased.

This is my dream car, and its all I could ask for. Its even the same exact color of my Dad's first car when he came ot this country, a 1968 Mustang. That's the reason why I got that color. Now, that's respect right there.

And whose butt are we talking about????

Okay, I give you props for the color in relation to your father's. I have to respect that.

But still, the Mustang just makes me cringe a little. I guess it's because I'm a Detroiter and have lived with that Ford crap all my life, despite my Uncle working for a supplier of the Ford Company. Or perhaps its a supplier of GM parts. Fuck if I know.

But whatever the case, I still like the Infiniti better. But if you must bring the Stang down, by all means, bring it down. As long as you get your Italian-American ass down to Giants Stadium.

 

[Jem83]

No man, I'd never hate on a Mustang

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I hope this wasn't in reference to my vehicle

If his wasn't, this one is:

 

[KB824]

I just want everyone to know that my penis is the size of 1987.

Are we talking the year 1987??, because if we are, then that was my first year of being off of the white stuff, and I was a miserable douchebag for 5 months. In hindsight, it was a very instrumental year for me, but God, what I would have done to dive face first into a pile of snow

 

[KB824]

If his wasn't, this one is:

Fuck You.


Seriously.


You're kinda cute.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I love the Sergio no matter if he drive tricycle.

 

[Bjerknes]

It's really sweet that you want to defend the Chimp Chump, Mrs Pado.. But please do keep in mind that I haven't done anything other than defending my club tonight. Thank you.

Mrs.Pado is not a chimp chump.

How dare you say such a thing.

Nick is a chump chump, and forever will be, because that is what the Saint Dr. Juve said about him, and you should not throw around his prophecy like your saliva while speaking.

But Sergio is the good man, and not exactly the gay man.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Are we talking the year 1987??, because if we are, then that was my first year of being off of the white stuff, and I was a miserable douchebag for 5 months. In hindsight, it was a very instrumental year for me, but God, what I would have done to dive face first into a pile of snow

You were really into some blow?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Fuck You.


Seriously.


You're kinda cute.

I think it is my grillwork.