Nick Against the World (37 Viewers)

[Seven]

Zlatan's the kind of guy you just want to kick in the balls. What annoys me most about him is probably that he's considered "witty" by the more idiotic layer of society. People with an IQ below 100 seem to rate him very highly. Marrying someone and saying "What she got? She got Zlatan?" probably isn't all that witty, but simply illustrates Zlatan's lack of abstract thought. Referring to yourself in the 3rd person also doesn't make you look very bright. Would he be like that on trainings too? "Zlatan thinks you should have passed the ball to him. Zlatan's now very mad at oo (like those Furbies in the Simpsons).".

 

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[mikhail]

Zlatan's the kind of guy you just want to kick in the balls. What annoys me most about him is probably that he's considered "witty" by the more idiotic layer of society. People with an IQ below 100 seem to rate him very highly. Marrying someone and saying "What she got? She got Zlatan?" probably isn't all that witty, but simply illustrates Zlatan's lack of abstract thought. Referring to yourself in the 3rd person also doesn't make you look very bright. Would he be like that on trainings too? "Zlatan thinks you should have passed the ball to him. Zlatan's now very mad at oo (like those Furbies in the Simpsons).".

The third person thing is associated with the other end of the scale too - at least so her majesty's subjects claim.

Besides, it might work out, "Yo Vieira, pass the damn ball or feel the wrath of Zlat." Or not.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I think the third person thing is tacky and worthless.

I think i just agree with Mr. Gobert.

 

[Enron]

Looks like the ultimate nightmare could become true: Zlatan might stay.

Juve should just lone him to Chelsea and let him fuck up their season.

 

[Enron]

Does anyone know who Lazaros Christodoulopoulos is? Apparently Rafa just bought him. But I don't think its going to work out, I mean there is no way his name fits on the back of a jersey.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I at least know he is greek.

 

[Enron]

Yeah he only cost 130,000 euros. So I guess its not like a waste of money. And we signed Pennant this morning as well. So thats that as far as the signings go unless of course Trez decides he wants to spend the season with us.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I hope not.

What are you doing up so early?

 

[Enron]

Im always up this early, usually earlier. Today is my off day. So Im free to do whatever I want.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

That is what i'm talking.

 

[Enron]

Now if only I could decide what to eat.

 

[Enron]

Yo dawg, Pittsnogle signed a 2 year deal with the Celtics.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Damnit, I was hoping he wouldn't amount to anything.

 

[Enron]

There is a big press conference today in Martinsburg.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

What a joke.

 

[Enron]

Yeah. I can't imagine his hick ass kicking it with the likes of Paul Pierce or AI.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

AI plays for Boston now?

 

[Enron]

He might get traded there because Philly doesn't want him.

 

[Bjerknes]

The only Pittsnogle I care about was our homosexual 10th grade Fench teacher. He taught me oh so much.

 

[Enron]

By the way, Bush is in Charleston tonight for a dinner and fancy-to-do with the rich folks on the Hill. Apparently there will be massive protests and maybe a riot, if Nick and I can aim our piss ballons correctly.