Nick Against the World (43 Viewers)

Byrone

Peen Meister
Dec 19, 2005
30,778
Bozi.78 said:
dunno mate i was online and chatting with a friend, dont know why you couldnt get me. why you keep on dissapearing without saying you are off??

lost connection probably,but just remember i have 7 other computers & sometimes,it is rather difficult trying to keep track.

anyway,how are things with you?
 

Azzurri7

Pinturicchio
Moderator
Dec 16, 2003
72,691
Byrone said:
Rab im soooo frustrated, im at work & i have no clue as to what im gonna have for lunch. any suggestions?

Dr. Rab is always here to give you advices and anything you need.

Well, If you're tired, I suggest you have Pizza(margarita or pepperoni)...If you're not that tired and you wanna sleep early tonight, I advice you having Lebanese Food. You'll sleep like a dead baby man with your hands covering your big belly.
 

Byrone

Peen Meister
Dec 19, 2005
30,778
Not a bad idea Rab,i haven't had Leb food in a while but id rather not bump into certain ppl,if u know what i mean.

i just had an offer from my colleague,if i can eat ten mopane worms she'll do my "dirty work" for a week,so im off for some south african delights:D
 

Azzurri7

Pinturicchio
Moderator
Dec 16, 2003
72,691
Byrone said:
Not a bad idea Rab,i haven't had Leb food in a while but id rather not bump into certain ppl,if u know what i mean.

i just had an offer from my colleague,if i can eat ten mopane worms she'll do my "dirty work" for a week,so im off for some south african delights:D

If I was with you there, we'd go to the Leb rest and sit besides the 2Leb...I guess you know about whom am talking:oops:
 

Byrone

Peen Meister
Dec 19, 2005
30,778
Azzurri7 said:
If I was with you there, we'd go to the Leb rest and sit besides the 2Leb...I guess you know about whom am talking:oops:
shut up u bastard:D

my food is here,just been delivered. Mopane worms,rumour has it that these edible caterpillars boost the immune system & inject some vigour in one's libido:D
 

Matteo..

Senior Member
Apr 30, 2006
767
Kaiser Franco said:
You opened a thread on X-tra time saying those "prosecutors" want to ruin Italy's WC chances. I pointed out how the information they have gathered regarding Lippi is worrying to say the least, and that I don't like the idea of seeing my team participate to a tournament with 2 players involved in an illegal betting story and a coach who is supected of nepotism and subjection to his former employer. Your answer : "you are not an Azzurri fan". My country right or wrong, eh? Sorry, I don't subscribe to that primitive mindset. Now you do the same thing here, no doubt in an attempt to take the piss. Again you put the word "prosecutors" between quotation marks. Questioning their competence and motives, perhaps? Always eager to give a helping hand, I decide to check their curriculum and it turns out that they are part of the procura antimafia. Oops. Wudduyaknow, mebbe they be gud after all.

Now I've usually refrained from resorting to name-calling, but you've insulted so many people so many times on these boards that I think some catching up is in order. So here it comes.

You are a retard. You are vile, hypocritical, prejudiced, narrow-minded and terrifyingly ignorant about, well, everything and beyond. You are as articulate as a 12 year old on angel dust and totally unable to control your emotions (I honestly thought you were a kid the first times I read you). This is why I have come to the conclusion that you have Tourette's syndrome. You're probably hysterically banging your thick skull on your keyboard screaming SHITFUCKSHITFUCKSHITFUCKSHIT as you're reading this. Here, take your pills, mongolito.

I am not superior to you, it's you who are below the accepted standard of human intelligence. One thing I must give you credit for though is that since your mother's abortion went astray you have been able to operate with just one braincell for all these years. But what I have trouble understanding is how on earth you managed to become a police officer. What happened ? Did the Bushwehr refuse your application as a stormtrooper in Abu Grahib?

Speaking of which, it's so damn obvious you've never set a foot outside Shitsville - Hickland. I'd pay good money just to see your stupid face once you get out of the Land of the Free and the Brave. Please note : I like America, I just don't like the gung-ho tribalistic tripe coming out of brainwashed fvcks like yourself. I can already imagine you landing in a European airport and, upon noticing that there's one line for EU citizens and one for the rest at the customs, screaming : "ya cant do this to me, I am an American !". Supa Vinman in the same line as them foreign Untermenschen : bwah! With his inflexible moronic gaze and his patriotic stiff upper lip only hiding the myriad of unanswered questions filling his empty head : "The French, do they wear those silly bérets and terrible horizontal-striped smocks ? Do they have a word for déodorant ? Will they surrender if I put on a German accent ? Is it true what they say about the Brits and their teeth ? Is Marry Poppins still alive ? Who puts chips in their fish : Homeland Security ? Or what about the Germans ? Do zey realy spick like ziss ? Are they still mad because Team America kicked their ass all on its own ? And what of the Danese, the Belgics or the Greecians ? Do they have escalators? Credit cards ? Do they drive cars or still ride horses ? Inglish, do they spick it ?" Bwhahaha I could write a novel about this. Actually I might do just that, with your permission. Im thinking of titling it "Vinnie of Yurop".
Sir, I applaud you.
 

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