True Story
I think I just met Seven & Centro's father -
I was at the Art Museum and some MILF said "Robert, I want you to meet Dr. van Poundjerdonk from Belgium, he's one of our biggest contributors and his sons like that soccer team that you like."
So I said, "what kind of Doctor are you?" and he replied, "Assholes and cunts".
I said, "do you like that?" and he said "No, but they're my sons, what can I do?"
Later I asked Dr. Poundjerdonk how he was finding Americans, in general, and he responded "Bunch of idiots. There's one wearing a nederland warmup that I would like to kill but he keeps hiding under the table."