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The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
9,939
ßömßärdiër said:
I just talked to Claire on MSN and she confirmed that Pado is going to Ass Fook her in Liverpool this weekend. Man, I thought you made that shit up.

Burke, I just spoke to Claire on the telephone and she said you were . . .

some word I never heard of before . . . what was it?



. . . oh yes! She said you were a "Wigga".
 

Enron

Tickle Me
Moderator
Oct 11, 2005
75,666
Bozi.78 said:
hey enron according to teletext cisse is out in the summer,you think they will try and go back for owen???
Well Gerrard already made a public offer to owen to come back to Liverpool. Owen was flattered and said hes still in contract so it isnt his decision. If we can get decent funds for Cisse we might go after Owen.
 

The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
9,939
True Story


I think I just met Seven & Centro's father -

I was at the Art Museum and some MILF said "Robert, I want you to meet Dr. van Poundjerdonk from Belgium, he's one of our biggest contributors and his sons like that soccer team that you like."

So I said, "what kind of Doctor are you?" and he replied, "Assholes and cunts".

I said, "do you like that?" and he said "No, but they're my sons, what can I do?"

Later I asked Dr. Poundjerdonk how he was finding Americans, in general, and he responded "Bunch of idiots. There's one wearing a nederland warmup that I would like to kill but he keeps hiding under the table."
 

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
116,257
Yo Enron, Marching Bands of Manhattan is simply one of the greatest songs I've ever heard. I can't stop listening to it.

Oh, and we have a big match tomorrow, don't we, Americans. Sorry Burke, however Jurgen will be getting the sack tomorrow.
 

Enron

Tickle Me
Moderator
Oct 11, 2005
75,666
Andy said:
Yo Enron, Marching Bands of Manhattan is simply one of the greatest songs I've ever heard. I can't stop listening to it.

Oh, and we have a big match tomorrow, don't we, Americans. Sorry Burke, however Jurgen will be getting the sack tomorrow.
Yeah we do. I have the entire CD if you want to borrow it.
 

swag

L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
84,795
Andy said:
Yo Enron, Marching Bands of Manhattan is simply one of the greatest songs I've ever heard. I can't stop listening to it.

Oh, and we have a big match tomorrow, don't we, Americans. Sorry Burke, however Jurgen will be getting the sack tomorrow.
It will go down in history as a greater German shame than all the nubile young Deuchland babes who want to have David Hasselhoff's baby.
 

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