Nick Against the World (187 Viewers)

Bozi

The Bozman
Administrator
Oct 18, 2005
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Byrone said:
oh sorry,my bad u told me that already! excuse me cause i am a wee bit drunk & cherise is comin over so i need to sober up asap!

pizza,fvck now i have the munchies:smoke:
bad i dea to get too drunk before she comes man...before you know it she will have you agreeing to everything
 

Enron

Tickle Me
Moderator
Oct 11, 2005
75,665
Bozi.78 said:
bad i dea to get too drunk before she comes man...before you know it she will have you agreeing to everything
Brew some coffee. Something quite aromatic. That way you can sober up and she thinks you can "cook". Two birds with one stone.:pint:
 

Byrone

Peen Meister
Dec 19, 2005
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Bozi.78 said:
bad i dea to get too drunk before she comes man...before you know it she will have you agreeing to everything
i know im gonna come off soudin like a huge ass weiner,but as soon as she gives me those puppy eyes & sweet voice,im all gone.

speaking of that,my babe is here.
 

Bozi

The Bozman
Administrator
Oct 18, 2005
22,749
Byrone said:
i know im gonna come off soudin like a huge ass weiner,but as soon as she gives me those puppy eyes & sweet voice,im all gone.

speaking of that,my babe is here.
ok buddy go get some my boy......make me proud:smoke:
 

Byrone

Peen Meister
Dec 19, 2005
30,778
Enron said:
Brew some coffee. Something quite aromatic. That way you can sober up and she thinks you can "cook". Two birds with one stone.:pint:
thx for the advice,but i can cook & im damn good at it too. coffee fvcks me up big time,if i drink it ill be buzzin like a damn dork on acid:D
 

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
116,169
Padovano said:
What I think is funny is how our Euro brothers think Burke must be some kind of natural genius because he is in university but spends all his time on the forum.

In America, it is not uncommon for a fuckup like Burke to get shipped off to college where his parents pay for 7 years of school in what should only take 4 years. All the while the kid drinks, fucks and plays X-Box. Then after the kid graduates with som worthless degree, he starts talking to a stranger in an airport lounge, gets the guy laughing his ass off to the point that the stranger gives the kid a job earning $200,000. per year for selling software to companies that were going to buy it anyway. Burke - Millionaire at 30, dead at 39.
Ohh, if only it was that easy, Padovano. This is perhaps why we have coorporations such as Enron and AOL-Time Warner making jokes out of themselves, as fuckups who don't know what on earth they're doing, or do know but are too greedy to care, are selected for jobs just because they are adept at literally sucking up everything that stands in their way. This is why we have someone in the White House making a mockery out of this country just because his family are loaded with money and has a father who was there fucking up the same place just over a decade ago. Thankfully there are some people who actually earn what they receive and do this country justice because, without them, the good-old US of A would resemble this thread over the past couple days.
 

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
116,169
Geof said:
that's more like it. but who's number 15?
I suppose you would have to write Mexico's name down for the number 15, although one has to wonder how they would face against similar sides such as Ivory Coast, Greece, Croatia, and others. I utterly abhor Mexico and thought I would leave them out just for spite.

Now, while such rankings are always fun to make, they are quite pointless at the same time because nothing is ever certain in football. Yet for some reason there is always controversy regarding country ratings and people throw absolute fits just because a seemingly undeserved team is ranked higher than their own, and when thinking about this topic you notice the human race always needs to have some sort of rating...for everything. There always has to be someone telling the world who is best, and society always feels the need to rank every rank-able thing that it comes in contact with. Cars, football clubs, DJ's, clothing makers, countries, looks, internet forum posters...everybody needs to know who/what is the best right NOW. Yet in reality most rankings are never free from bias and mean absolutely nothing.
 

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
116,169
Yo Enron, in your opinion, what are DCFC's best songs? I just downloaded a whole stack of them, and one I didnt find before really caught my ears...namely "What Sarah Said." That's a rather chilling song indeed.
 

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