So I finished watching today's very exciting Milan-Barca exhibition match. Capello, coaching Milan for the first half, helped manage a squad that scored three goals against Barca in the first half alone. The lesson here? If Capello faces Barca in the later stages of the CL this season, we need to field a few 50+-year-old players and we're going to score like Sebi in a private booth at one of his strip clubs.
I think Van Basten scored a nice header among those three, but I couldn't tell because there was this giant vagina blocking my view.