I'm going to try Ghost Ridin' my Cock.
This could be the next Bay Area trend: Strip naked, pay some F1 whore named Cora $10 to give you a palm job until you get a woodrow at half mast - not the hard-on that points straight up, but the semi that points straight out. Then, walk down the street behind your independent woodrow, keeping it a half mast. Try not to let it jump the curb and run over six students on the university campus.