Nick Against the World (50 Viewers)

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

What did you think when those guys started posting on here.

 

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[swag]

What did you think when those guys started posting on here.

I thought you and Andy cracked open way too many 40s at once. :sick: It's pretty easy to track down IP addresses of where the accounts were signed up and compare them with existing accounts, etc.

 

[swag]

I must say, the choice of avatars rocked, though...

 

[Bjerknes]

I must reiterate...

Okay kids, so what have we uncovered from the movie Crash?


Whites are all racist pigs, murderous beasts, and love selling guns to anyone besides Arabs.

Blacks are all absolute hypocrites and thieves, whose ultimate goal is to sleep with a white woman. Or Mexican.

Mexicans are generally nice people, despite perpetually parking their cars on their lawns.

All Arabs eventually become terrorists. Persians do as well.

Asians cannot speak Ingrish no matta how hard dey try. They also can't drive automobiles in another country from their own and always find a way to hide in places we would not expect.

Mixed Salvadoran and Puerto Rican females are essentially just hotter Mexicans.

Cops are trigger-happy perverts who always hate on the black man. What else is new.

 

[Bjerknes]

Thanks, Andy.

...

And Enron.

...

And...


....you're still not getting me to unban JungleJuve or SingJuveSing.

Ugggh, don't make me get enojarse.

 

[3pac]

No me enojes*

 

[Bjerknes]

I must say, the choice of avatars rocked, though...

Oh, absolutely.

 

[Bjerknes]

I think my favorite player is Candy Man, too.

Wish I lived in Junglepow.

 

[Bjerknes]

No me enojes*

Indeed. However, I like being blatantly incorrect from time to time.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Cummon Gregger, you have to do it, just for a little while, then we will kindly go in peace.

 

[swag]

I must reiterate...

Actually, I uncovered from the movie Crash that Rosanna Arquette doesn't turn me on when her prosthetic leg gets torn off by a Mercedes Benz salesman.

But then, unlike most others, I'm thinking of a different movie called Crash...

 

[swag]

Cummon Gregger, you have to do it, just for a little while, then we will kindly go in peace.

Not until Marty installs the vbPlaza module that allows you to use your vCash to briefly reanimate the dead.

 

[Byrone]

Happy Birthday Greg! u gonna get smashed to day?

burke-off, whtas up my weinerbutt bro?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Nothing just playin like its going out of style.

How much you want Greg?

 

[swag]

Thanks, Byrone! Midnight just hit in my 'hood, so it's now official.

Nah... j/k about the vCash, Burke. I'll probably be in the mood soon enough, but right now I feel like sleeping. Which isn't easy to do after catching my recording of Sunday's La Domenica Sportiva -- where Alena Seredova was getting all jiggly because they were interviewing Gigi after the Milan match.

I am dead serious about Juve firing Capello and replacing him with Alena's cleavage. It might actually start DP in a CL elimination match.

 

[Byrone]

burke can u translate this?

ek is n rooi nek hoender naaier

+rep if u do it!

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

First, what language is it?

I only speak German and English and a little Russian.

 

[Byrone]

its afrikaans, its a mixture of dutch,german & french, a real fvcked south african language.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I've heard of it, let me give it a go.

"This in not a mother fucking place for a traitor to Calcio like Cassano because he should have come to Juve and his mother has a face even uglier than his that rat bastard son of a pig-man."

Am I close?

 

[Byrone]

I've heard of it, let me give it a go.

"This in not a mother fucking place for a traitor to Calcio like Cassano because he should have come to Juve and his mother has a face even uglier than his that rat bastard son of a pig-man."

Am I close?

+rep for that crappy ass translation anyway! ill raise the stakes

if you can translate that correctly,word for word,ill donate 1000 points to u!