Sergio said:
You're a Metro???
Buddy, you have NO idea what a Metro is.
I wrote the Foreword in the How to be a Metro Guide, pal.
And Coldplay is overrated.
No I don't think I'm a metrosexual.
Burke and Enron, am I a metro myself? Probably not, however I do wear some jewelry and like wearing expensive clothes, so who the hell knows.
And Coldplay is not overrated, however Chris Martin is.
Oh, and I wish I lived in Providence. Ugh.
Edit: Some girl named Liz in high school said I was a metrosexual, however she was fat and ugly, so who cares.