Nick Against the World (51 Viewers)

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

you posted a pic of your nut burke?!

Yea, I think page 965 of this thread.

 

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[Enron]

like i said i fapped my first zapato last night

 

[The Pado]

sink drains dont count do they?:frown:

No. Look, Aaron, if you follow the path you will get to the point where you will no longer to be able to wank without a shoe. I attained this level some 6 years ago.

 

[3pac]

like i said i fapped my first zapato last night

sorry but im not quite up to date with shoe fapping etiquette. is it proper form to do it to your own shoe? or is that like going anal

 

[The Pado]

ok ok, i step down senor zapato


im 15, it should only take a week to break your record as long as i can find a steady supply of footwear

Therein lies the trick, my friend. It is not so easy to steal so many shoes

 

[Zé Tahir]

Yea, I think page 965 of this thread.

965 was ages ago

 

[The Pado]

sorry but im not quite up to date with shoe fapping etiquette. is it proper form to do it to your own shoe? or is that like going anal

Who the hell would Fap his own shoe?

That's like sucking your own cock.

 

[Enron]

No. Look, Aaron, if you follow the path you will get to the point where you will no longer to be able to wank without a shoe. I attained this level some 6 years ago.

im sure ill get there with some repetition. i just got an idea.

I call it Paint Shepherd(our U) White. Next semester Burke and I attempt to fap a shoe in everything building on campus. When we were studying earlier today in the basement of the library Burke was like hey this is a nice place to fap in a shoe.

 

[3pac]

Who the hell would Fap his own shoe?

That's like sucking your own cock.

thought so

 

[Enron]

sorry but im not quite up to date with shoe fapping etiquette. is it proper form to do it to your own shoe? or is that like going anal

i actually stole a drunk girls sandal at a party. took it in the bathroom had my way and left it there.

 

[The Pado]

OK folks, I'm out.

Sebi, try not to masturbate to a picture of yourself tonight (Fapping your own shoe . . . man, you kill me).

 

[3pac]

OK folks, I'm out.

Sebi, try not to masturbate to a picture of yourself tonight (Fapping your own shoe . . . man, you kill me).

- rep for myself.


shit i have to hook up with at least 3 different species tonight to make up for it

 

[Enron]

take it easy pado

 

[The Pado]

i actually stole a drunk girls sandal at a party. took it in the bathroom had my way and left it there.

Dude, I so want to give you rep for that, but I don't want screw your Darth vader mojo. But you do have my respect for that one.

 

[Enron]

thanks man. just take the rep away. that will help me on my darkside mission.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Pado, you should hear Tyrone's story.

 

[swag]

i actually stole a drunk girls sandal at a party. took it in the bathroom had my way and left it there.

Yeas ago, once I was at a bar for a massive NYE party near downtown Baltimore. My friends and I got so utterly destroyed that, as an example, one of us ended up alternating between laughing and crying while hugging a lamppost for a good half hour ... this after getting slugged out by a woman in the men's room. (And no, it wasn't me.)

The next morning, I wake up on the floor of a friend's house a few blocks away. I look over, and there's another friend next to me with a bucket under his head as a reservoir for all the chunks he was blowing. Then I noticed something poking me in the ribs. I reached into my coat pocket (yes, I slept with it on) and what did I find? Noneother than a woman's shoe. I have no idea where it came from, whose shoe it was, etc.

Come to think of it, it was a rather fappable piece of footwear.

You know, I love surprise shoes.

Even better than the impulse shoes.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Quality, i love it.

 

[Tourinorum]

Enron is the shiznit.

 

[Tourinorum]

im just a worthless gay face.