Nick Against the World (67 Viewers)

[The Pado]

Albania had a strangle-hold on the Juventus of the 30's.

I'll say. No Juve player could leave the Communale without having his pocket picked.

 

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[ßöмßäяðîëя]

RESPECT!




Tyrone Shoes (Burke) and Enron fapped their first shoes in honor of the Feast of Fappy! Thanks for the call guys. Congrats on blasting those shoes. int:

You know how we roll, that stiletto boot hadn't a chance, I filled it right up to the brim.

 

[Enron]

No prob my man. glad for the honor.

 

[Enron]

You know how we roll, that stiletto boot hadn't a chance, I filled it right up to the brim.

i never had such respect for fapping til i tried to fill a shoe. it is one for the few true arts left in the world.

 

[The Pado]

Don't make the mistake of trying to fill the same shoe over a period of several days, as it will ruin a shoe. Make sure to either clean the shoe soon after fapping or throw the shoe over your neighbor's fence.

 

[Enron]

good point. i think im just gonna stick to other peoples shoes. i want to try to fill a construction worker's boot.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Or ask the helper guy for another size, so he puts it back in the back.

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

I'll say. No Juve player could leave the Communale without having his pocket picked.

i cant stay mad at you man. you are so damn funny

 

[swag]

Or ask the helper guy for another size, so he puts it back in the back.

And be sure to ask him for a shoehorn for the next one.

 

[Enron]

thats key

 

[The Pado]

i cant stay mad at you man. you are so damn funny

LOL. Thanks Bes, you know I'm only joking. I actually have great respect for Albania.

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

i hear ya

 

[The Pado]

To celebrate the Feast yesterday, I went to one of the mega shoe warehouses in town (we have several), and walked around the immense section for women's shoes. Finally I found a fetching size 6 (they always display the smallest size) and I stuffed my meat and two veggies into it right there in the aisle. It took about 3 minutes to spunk some goo, and then I flagged down a salesperson and I said, "Yo, Captain Peacock, do have this shoe without a load of cum in it? I like the shoe, but what's up with the cum? Does that cost extra?"

 

[Manuel]

What the fuck is Snooker?


I just saw that on Sky Sports News.

Blasphemy

 

[Enron]

To celebrate the Feast yesterday, I went to one of the mega shoe warehouses in town (we have several), and walked around the immense section for women's shoes. Finally I found a fetching size 6 (they always display the smallest size) and I stuffed my meat and two veggies into it right there in the aisle. It took about 3 minutes to spunk some goo, and then I flagged down a salesperson and I said, "Yo, Captain Peacock, do have this shoe without a load of cum in it? I like the shoe, but what's up with the cum? Does that cost extra?"

Thats awesome. I will be selling shoes over the Christmas break. Its gonna be sooo tempting not to fap in those size 6s. I may just to do it and charge costumers extra for the spoo.

 

[swag]

What the fuck is Snooker?


I just saw that on Sky Sports News.

I know this may be unpopular, but I think poker as a sport is ludicrous. But you can't escape the popularity of it these days.

Any "sport" you train by drinking beer and eating Doritos is not a sport, OK?

I guess at least snooker takes a bit of physical skill other than to get your ass off the chair and use the toilet.

And to think some retards want to make bridge an exhibition sport in the Olympics...

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

greg, cant mess with texas hold'em man. i wouldnt wanna see it in the olympics but its still a great sport/game

 

[swag]

So is Monopoly, but I wouldn't want to watch it on TV.

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

imagine monopoly as an olympic sport. we would finally find something that runs longer than cricket

 

[swag]

Sorry, DB. Nothing is longer than cricket. Not even Ibra's you-know-what.