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IncuboRossonero

IncuboRossonero

Inferiority complex
Nov 16, 2003
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    ++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++


    Oh stop. Unless I was invited to a wedding, I would not be allowed past the valet stand at North Ridge. Raleigh may be overrun with Northerners, but it is STILL the South, and according to the olde Raleigh sect, "I is colored folk".

    AND, if you must know the Prosciutto is a fake - made of styrofoam, and It's not my leg, and it was winter and I'm wearing a heavy over coat:
    made of styrofoam??? Tomato sauce made with ketchup....pizza with fruit and espresso spelled Expresso...what kind of state are you living in Pado??!

    P.S. You look like a dude who trains at my gym except he has thick Russian accent and is way more hairy.
     

    Slagathor

    Bedpan racing champion
    Jul 25, 2001
    22,708
    ++ [ originally posted by Nawaf ] ++
    lol, they're making rip-offs of Ali G, now? :LOL:
    Nope, doesn't even remotely resemble him


    ++ [ originally posted by Dan ] ++
    Ali B rules. He is also the only rapper I like. I dont like rap in languages I understand though.. it makes me relise how cheap the rhymes and lyrics are.
    lol yeah I know what you mean. I also like Ali B because of his sexy Moroccan accent

    ++ [ originally posted by Jeeks ] ++
    Erik, these are the famous Filip and Frederik
    They look like they could be Dutch, actually :D

    This would be Filemon Wesselink, their Dutch counterpart:



    ++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++
    Well I know you, Mate, and I seem to recall some good old fashioned ass focking involving you, me, and Claire










    and Erik




    J/k
    Would I be top or bottom? :D

    Don't answer that, btw, please :redface:

    ++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++
    THE LOSER DRESSED AS THE MHS BEAR,
    Plaintiff,
    V.

    KAYNE WEST, and
    ERIK SCHICKLEGRUBBER,
    Defendants
    ________________________________

    lol
     

    Turdhead

    Chickenegro no funny
    Jan 14, 2005
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    ++ [ originally posted by IncuboRossonero ] ++


    How sweet Jae ... so let me ask: how long until your "non-drinking, non-smoking, non-cursing, non-cocaine-taking girlfriend" finds out she is with a drunk, chain-smoking, smack takin boyfriend who is still waiting for his band to hit the big time??

    Watch it Superstar....it will sting ...
    Jae isn't a drunk nor does he take drugs (does he even smoke?).

    Thats meeeee ! :D

    I had my shot at the bigtime also. I was in this cool band with River and a guy who went by the name sparkie. She was good though and he was pretentious and I was high. Anyways to cut a long story short she through a guitar at me and that was that.

    So I got a job working at Typtalk with deaf retards who want to phone a non deaf retard for phone sex. I got sacked though because Emma I kept going out with Emma and sleeping in.

    So now I work in Tesco! :D Its an easy gig.
     

    Slagathor

    Bedpan racing champion
    Jul 25, 2001
    22,708
    ++ [ originally posted by Jeeks ] ++
    The line is not from Charmed, but I did watch a few episodes, not bad IMO.
    :thumb:

    ++ [ originally posted by Nawaf ] ++
    :sigh:

    You know most of these allusions are from classic folklore, not overly-popular television shows..
    What I know and what I find entertaining are two different things. Of course I know that, it doesn't matter ;)
     

    jaecole

    Senior Member
    Apr 7, 2005
    3,017
    ++ [ originally posted by IncuboRossonero ] ++


    How sweet Jae ... so let me ask: how long until your "non-drinking, non-smoking, non-cursing, non-cocaine-taking girlfriend" finds out she is with a drunk, chain-smoking, smack takin boyfriend who is still waiting for his band to hit the big time??

    Watch it Superstar....it will sting ...
    She's not into the scene. She plays counter strike and watches the Discovery Channel all day.

    So thats not a problem :cheesy:
     

    The Pado

    Filthy Gobbo
    Jul 12, 2002
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    Erik, I didn't mean to give you bottom billing. I would ass fock you anytime, and I'm not just saying that. You, sir, are prime meat, and if anybody tells you differently they should be having phone sex with typtalk retards.
     

    Slagathor

    Bedpan racing champion
    Jul 25, 2001
    22,708
    ++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++
    Erik, I didn't mean to give you bottom billing. I would ass fock you anytime, and I'm not just saying that. You, sir, are prime meat, and if anybody tells you differently they should be having phone sex with typtalk retards.
    :touched: Thanks man
     

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