++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++
Oh stop. Unless I was invited to a wedding, I would not be allowed past the valet stand at North Ridge. Raleigh may be overrun with Northerners, but it is STILL the South, and according to the olde Raleigh sect, "I is colored folk".
AND, if you must know the Prosciutto is a fake - made of styrofoam, and It's not my leg, and it was winter and I'm wearing a heavy over coat: