Nick Against the World (79 Viewers)

[Respaul]

++ [ originally posted by IncuboRossonero ] ++
Paul, just curious but do you know how many season-tickets Juve sold ??

Ball-park figure...

Well i bought 4....


Dunno only about 27k i think... Strange thing with juve fans is that many buy the tickets and dont go... weird

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[The Pado]

++ [ originally posted by IncuboRossonero ] ++


Example: DP scores a PK and free kick which was not exactly a THUNDEROUS SHOT ...anyhow it was nice...the headlines scream the return of the Great Del Piero who dominated the game.

Anyhow..its been going on for years...they should have let the poor kid grow on his own.

Absolutely. After Alex returned from his knee surgery there has been a pattern of putting in several anonymous performances followed by one or great fantastic games, and back to a disappearing act. Well, as soon as one good performance comes on the papers scream "HE'S BACK!"

Not fair to the man, not fair to the club.

 

[Bjerknes]

Some of these so-called "fans" who follow Capello and Zlatan around like little kids are starting to piss me off. And wow, they are all new to the forum and from Sweden...what a surprise.

 

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++ [ originally posted by Andy ] ++
Some of these so-called "fans" who follow Capello and Zlatan around like little kids are starting to piss me off. And wow, they are all new to the forum and from Sweden...what a surprise.

Easy, mate.. That's how Marty arrived..

 

[The Pado]

My Juventuz brothers and sisters, which is worse . . . that is to say which of the following would you like to receive the least:

A. A box of human waste delivered by FedEx to your home;

B. A wet shoe, gizzed by some "unknown assailant";

C. A cofffee can full of human waste delievered by the local postal service; or

D. A latex condom full of piss.





I was thinking that I need to take advantage of the fact that Nick is within striking range for the next couple of weeks (at least) and I should not miss my opportunity.

 

[Slagathor]

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Liquids are more annoying; really gets in your clothes and your hair. Difficult to wash out

 

[#10]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++
My Juventuz brothers and sisters, which is worse . . . that is to say which of the following would you like to receive the least:

A. A box of human waste delivered by FedEx to your home;

B. A wet shoe, gizzed by some "unknown assailant";

C. A cofffee can full of human waste delievered by the local postal service; or

D. A latex condom full of piss.





I was thinking that I need to take advantage of the fact that Nick is within striking range for the next couple of weeks (at least) and I should not miss my opportunity.

In general id say A, but for a personal assualt by u chief, defo B.

 

[The Pado]

++ [ originally posted by John #10 ] ++


In general id say A, but for a personal assualt by u chief, defo B.

Ahh yes, a really personalized assault!

 

[The Pado]

Well, since we can't seem to rid ourselves of Burke's oversized testicle, perhaps we can teach it to play tennis.

 

[swag]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++
My Juventuz brothers and sisters, which is worse . . . that is to say which of the following would you like to receive the least:

A. A box of human waste delivered by FedEx to your home;

B. A wet shoe, gizzed by some "unknown assailant";

C. A cofffee can full of human waste delievered by the local postal service; or

D. A latex condom full of piss.

C. Because even if I'm not there to pick it up, it's going to do its damage regardless.

(Well, that and given my affinity for coffee...)

 

[swag]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++
Well, since we can't seem to rid ourselves of Burke's oversized testicle, perhaps we can teach it to play tennis.

Gives a whole new meaning to Burke Ball.

 

[swag]

++ [ originally posted by IncuboRossonero ] ++


She did a good job indeed. However, I think Jim Jarmusch is the "King" of the 'in-between' ... see Down by Law and Coffee and Cigarettes....

Jim Jarmusch is da bomb. :thumb:

 

[The Pado]

Orange balls -- that's you get for using that "Tan in a Bottle" crap your mother warned you about.

 

[swag]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++
Orange balls -- that's you get for using that "Tan in a Bottle" crap your mother warned you about.

Never thought I'd find something Burke probably has in common with Berlusconi, but...

 

[swag]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++


Absolutely. After Alex returned from his knee surgery there has been a pattern of putting in several anonymous performances followed by one or great fantastic games, and back to a disappearing act. Well, as soon as one good performance comes on the papers scream "HE'S BACK!"

Not fair to the man, not fair to the club.

Great observation to both Nick and Pado here. There is this exaggerated exhuberance about DP -- whether to say he's washed up when he has a bad day or to say he's come back like a lion on good days. It would be nice for the guy to do his thing without all the enforced melodrama.

 

[The Pado]

Alex Sammatar, formerly of Juventuz.com, seen here committing another one his many acts of perversion:

 

[swag]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++
Alex Sammatar, formerly of Juventuz.com, seen here committing another one his many acts of perversion:

Choose your caption:

http://www.juventuz.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=12584&postid=823150#post823150

 

[The Pado]

++ [ originally posted by swag ] ++




Choose your caption:

http://www.juventuz.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=12584&postid=823150#post823150

Avast me matey, is that your testicle or did I land in Valencia?

 

[Vinman]

++ [ originally posted by Andy ] ++
Some of these so-called "fans" who follow Capello and Zlatan around like little kids are starting to piss me off. And wow, they are all new to the forum and from Sweden...what a surprise.

and leave it to me to call them out...

check out the Ascoli match thread.....

 

[Azzurri7]

++ [ originally posted by Andy ] ++
Some of these so-called "fans" who follow Capello and Zlatan around like little kids are starting to piss me off. And wow, they are all new to the forum and from Sweden...what a surprise.

Man, they drove me crazy lately.....