News that makes you say WTF! (40 Viewers)

[Enron]

Are you a salaried employee or hourly? Getting paid overtime for it is a great feeling, I assure you.

I’m hourly. There’s overtime for a mid day spa session.

 

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[Enron]

This isn't necessarily a story that makes you say WTF, but its a story that I think we need, that shows what Americans are really about. Especially the amazing people in the great state of Texas. I've been there a few times for my work and they are a very special group of men and women.

https://abcnews.go.com/US/1000-mourners-attend-funeral-unaccompanied-veteran/story?id=60675971

I read about that yesterday. Texas is big on veterans. If you serve as a resident of Texas you pretty much get free tuition to any Texas school you can get into.

 

[DAiDEViL]

"not for the first time, the Germans are way ahead of us. Increasingly, the average boy is taught to be a sitzpinkler "

@DAiDEViL, is this true? Do you sitzpinkle?

Of course.

 

[Ronn]

I read about that yesterday. Texas is big on veterans. If you serve as a resident of Texas you pretty much get free tuition to any Texas school you can get into.

Also Killeen is home to Fort Hood, which is the 3rd largest military base in the US. Everything is that town is military related.

 

[Enron]

Also Killeen is home to Fort Hood, which is the 3rd largest military base in the US. Everything is that town is military related.

I know. My dad was stationed there.

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

How does this even happen?

https://www.azcentral.com/story/new...sed-radiation-safety-manager-says/2876435002/

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

Meanwhile, in South Africa...

South Africa funeral firm to sue pastor for 'resurrection stunt'

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-47370398

 

[campionesidd]

So bizarre....

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeand...ed-i-had-once-slept-with-her-father?CMP=fb_gu

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

This is so horrible. What was the point of all of this?

https://abc7ny.com/police-hunt-for-gang-members-in-murder-likened-to-junior-attack/5222707/

 

[X Æ A-12]

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@swag

Asia, not even once.

 

[swag]

http://i.4cdn.org/tv/1555122738356.webm

@swag

Asia, not even once.

Somebody must have told them to chan down. 404

 

[X Æ A-12]

Somebody must have told them to chan down. 404

found it

https://www.tomshardware.com/news/research-china-sperm-extractor,17922.html

 

[swag]

found it

https://www.tomshardware.com/news/research-china-sperm-extractor,17922.html

For a country of 1.3 billion people, they sure freak out about virility. Enough to mass murder tigers to grind up their penises into boba tea smoothies.

 

[X Æ A-12]

For a country of 1.3 billion people, they sure freak out about virility. Enough to mass murder tigers to grind up their penises into boba tea smoothies.

the title "hands free sperm extraction device" will come in handy a year from now when "sex worker" is considered too capitalist-normative for the carbon based life forms at madame Donglove's tea and massage.

 

[swag]

the title "hands free sperm extraction device" will come in handy a year from now when "sex worker" is considered too capitalist-normative for the carbon based life forms at madame Donglove's tea and massage.

Ok, time for one-upmanship:

 

[X Æ A-12]

Ok, time for one-upmanship:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/tech/foot-fetish-fans-can-buy-14432109

 

[X Æ A-12]

I thought this could help out some tuzzers

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/594mak/how-to-eat-out-a-non-op-trans-woman-oral-sex

@IliveForJuve @Wittl @Bianconero81 @Fr3sh

 

[ALC]

I thought this could help out some tuzzers

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/594mak/how-to-eat-out-a-non-op-trans-woman-oral-sex

@IliveForJuve @Wittl @Bianconero81 @Fr3sh

Thanks for posting an article about how to suck dick. I’m not even going to ask how you found it

 

[X Æ A-12]

I didnt actually read beyond the headline. So its about sucling dick? I assumed you eat the asshole

 

[ALC]

I didnt actually read beyond the headline. So its about sucling dick? I assumed you eat the asshole

Yeah, it’s about sucking dick, I’m afraid eating ass is not quite that mainstream yet.