NEW USERS:announce yourselves and get your balls cupped here (37 Viewers)

[Bianconero81]

blondu_rulz or italian if u know how to curse inter

I enjoy cursing Inter in almost any language.

jesus christ it is like the maher ancestral chain

The only difference is that my ancestral chain has chosen to align itself with the Juve rather than Barca

 

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[Snoop]

Hi. My name is Omar, and I am originally from Egypt. My dad has Turkish Albanian roots though, and my mom is of Italian Moroccan ancestry.

I am 27 years old (turning 28 in exactly one month), and have been living and working in Bangkok, Thailand for over 3 years now.

you know what will be great? If you go to Japan, and find a girl who is originally from Sweden but born in Mexico, you guys marry in Kuwait and she gives a birth in Senegal from another guy who is Slovakian originally but is from New Zeland.

 

[chester]

Welcome Omar.

 

[Firestarter]

I enjoy cursing Inter in almost any language.



The only difference is that my ancestral chain has chosen to align itself with the Juve rather than Barca

Barca,Juve,Milan,Inter,Roma,Manure,Liverpool,AtleticoMadrid,Barnsley,RiverPlate,Olmpiakos, FC Cluj, & Tokyo Verdy.

 

[Albertmare]

Hi. My name is Omar, and I am originally from Egypt. My dad has Turkish Albanian roots though, and my mom is of Italian Moroccan ancestry.

I am 27 years old (turning 28 in exactly one month), and have been living and working in Bangkok, Thailand for over 3 years now.

Welcome

jesus christ it is like the maher ancestral chain

He's more complicated than Ze Tahir

 

[Bianconero81]

I prefer the word sophisticated; complicated triggers images of a psychologically perturbed child in my mind. Haha.

Thank you everyone for welcoming me on board the Juventuz train

 

[Bianconero81]

Haha @ Snoop.

My ex gf was actually Japanese Burmese. Perhaps I will heed ur advice and seek some Swedish Japanese Brazilian concoction, and proceed to go and get married in the Bahamas. As for the birth of my child, I would love for my potential future wife to give birth in Chad!

 

[Bozi]

I enjoy cursing Inter in almost any language.



The only difference is that my ancestral chain has chosen to align itself with the Juve rather than Barca

well tbh maher has aligned different teams to every different nationality in the planet so you still have some way to go

Haha @ Snoop.

My ex gf was actually Japanese Burmese. Perhaps I will heed ur advice and seek some Swedish Japanese Brazilian concoction, and proceed to go and get married in the Bahamas. As for the birth of my child, I would love for my potential future wife to give birth in Chad!

hey, this guys alright

 

[Snoop]

That sounds a good plan

 

[Bianconero81]

I am glad it has been met with your approval Snoop.

Thanks Boz. I always knew I was an alrite kinda guy :scudetto:

Oh yeah, if anyone is planning on coming to Thailand, let me know. I will make sure you guys have a blast. Just make sure ur good drinkers

 

[Snoop]

can I stay at your house?

 

[Bozi]

i wouldn't snoopz, he is only gonna get you so drunk you pass out and then take turns analy raping you with his ladyboy girlfriend


actually, isnt that what everybody goes to Thailand for anyway?

 

[Snoop]

i wouldn't snoopz, he is only gonna get you so drunk you pass out and then take turns analy raping you with his ladyboy girlfriend


actually, isnt that what everybody goes to Thailand for anyway?

did I hear ladyboy? :superhapp

 

[Christina]

I am glad it has been met with your approval Snoop.

Thanks Boz. I always knew I was an alrite kinda guy :scudetto:

Oh yeah, if anyone is planning on coming to Thailand, let me know. I will make sure you guys have a blast. Just make sure ur good drinkers

Welcome.

 

[Dinsdale]

Welcome Mr. Crossbreed.

 

[Bianconero81]

@ Verynine: I like that; very original

@ Boz: It's unfortunate that Thailand projects such an image or invokes thoughts of ladyboys and whores. However, that is definitely not all that Thailand has to offer. Actually, those old fat tarts aka as whore mongers who infest the city gave this wonderful place that horrible reputation. There are a lot of hot girls here too; high school girls are blazin (too young for me tho), but the college girls here are a sight to behold You also got the great food, bars, clubs, beaches, shopping malls

@ Snoop: Sure you could stay with me, but no ladyboys. Haha. It's gotta be strictly women, or else I am putting you in a guest house

 

[Dostoevsky]

Welcome. you look normal.

 

[Snoop]

Can I bring my family too? we are only 18 persons

 

[Bozi]

aye it is unfortunate that the image is a rather sleazy one but if i was to tell you i was a brit abroad i am pretty sure you would imagine a 6foot tattooed thug,lagered up,sunburnt and wrecking a cafe

sometimes the reality is much duler than the imagination and makes for less punchlines

 

[Bianconero81]

@ Boz: Haha, couldn't agree more mate. There is something for everyone in Thailand. It's a really fascinating place.

@ Snoop: I guess I will need to move into a mansion then

@ Dule: Thanks man. Is it unusual being normal on these forums?