Not sure what's funnier...
Momblo's reasons for why he's 100% sure - wife can't wait and leases car, randomly gets son's bloodwork done while in town, City sanctioned and affected now (they'd be affected starting next yr), Adidas helping with salary (nonsense rehash guesswork from Ronaldo)
Or why GDM/Pedulla/etc are 99.9% sure it's Sarri - because Sarri is quitting Chelsea, and to convince us Sarri is in Milan meeting Juve and no one else, they took pic of a random guy's back (yeah really diff to snap a pic with phone, and they didn't have camera crew available for their big news)
Lol.