New Juve coach: Part Deux (39 Viewers)

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Post Ironic

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Feb 9, 2013
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Sarri is one of the two best Serie A coaches of the past decade (the other being Conte), and you're worried about the league with him?

Decent chance he'd inevitably lose in the biggest CL game bc of being too predictable in first leg and focusing on excuses before second, but Serie A isn't of concern.

Guy literally won the league almost twice against a vastly superior Juve side, and Napoli is considerably worse now under a WC coach like Ancelotti.
Sarri better than 6 time scudetto - 4 time coppa italia winner Allegri. :rofl:

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just to be clear: you think that both conte and sarri are better than allegri?
And this is a guy who acts like a smug weenie about other people's opinions on football.

Sarri > Allegri

Costa > Camoranesi

You can't make this up. :lol:
 

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juve123

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Aug 10, 2017
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Maurizio Sarri is one step away from becoming a Juventus coach, The Italian is ready to say 'Yes' - Agnelli wants to welcome him in Turin, He could sign a 3-year contract worth €6m/yr after the Europa League final. [SportMediaset]

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Finally the Italian version of guardiola is coming
 

Bianconero81

Ageing Veteran
Jan 26, 2009
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Sarri is the equivalent of the grumpy fat cunt British sexpat, whereas Juventus is the super successful independent CEO of a multinational corporation.

There's no way in hell a super successful CEO would settle for a fat cuntish British sexpat. Sarri can manage the bar girl of clubs like Napoli, or a gold digging plastic hooker like Chelsea, but Juventus is beyond him.
 

Quetzalcoatl

It ain't hard to tell
Aug 22, 2007
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I feel this way about Sarri and Mourinho. Both of them are classless turds. Both have accused Juventus of cheating, made disgusting gestures, etc, and both whine in the most incredibly pathetic and toxic way about conspiracies against their teams and every little thing that doesn't go their way.

Of course, I'll still watch, and still hope for the best... but thinking about it right now, is sickening.
And it would make Allegri's dismissal so pointless
 

pavluska

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Apr 25, 2013
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Sarri better than 6 time scudetto - 4 time coppa italia winner Allegri. :rofl:
You know what makes our species diff from the others? We have something called the prefrontal cortex, otherwise also known as grey matter. No other species has that.

"6>0, hence person associated with 6 better at x."

You really do fully operate with your reptilian brain and your prefrontal cortex virtually never gets used lol.
 

Bianconero_Aus

Beppe Marotta Is My God
May 26, 2009
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Maurizio Sarri is one step away from becoming a Juventus coach, The Italian is ready to say 'Yes' - Agnelli wants to welcome him in Turin, He could sign a 3-year contract worth €6m/yr after the Europa League final. [SportMediaset]

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Finally the Italian version of guardiola is coming
Absolute fucking disgrace.

Agnelli, Paratici and Nedved can all go and get fucked if this is true. Putrid.
 

Post Ironic

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Feb 9, 2013
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You know what makes our species diff from the others? We have something called the prefrontal cortex, otherwise also known as grey matter. No other species has that.

"6>0, hence person associated with 6 better at x."

You really do fully operate with your reptilian brain and your prefrontal cortex virtually never gets used lol.
Awww. Poor little fellow with the retarded opinion had his feelings hurt. :rab:
 

Xperd

Allegrophobic Infidel
Jun 1, 2012
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Not happy with Sarri either

Despite all the good work he's done with Napoli, he simply doesn't have the personality to coach a club like Juventus

Still hoping this is just a smokescreen
 

GIGIthebest

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Jul 25, 2014
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The reports also said we want to keep Rugani at all costs, but sign a starting CB, and bring back Jorginho and Higuain, which don’t really make sense, and sounds like something media would just assume and make up. I think it could end up being anyone, we just gotta wait it out.
 

Post Ironic

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Feb 9, 2013
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wow, you really think that.

sad.
He also thinks Sarri “virtually won the league almost twice.” Which is a nonsensical sentence.

He finished 9 points back in 15-16 when he got himself knocked out of every other competition early (a year we started with 12 points in 10 matches lol), 5 points back in 3rd in 16-17 when we were focused on CL run at the end of the season and allowed Roma and Napoli to close a giant gap, and last year when he got himself knocked out of every other competition as early as possible again, he finished 4 points back.

Not sure how one gets virtually winning the league twice from this. That would be something along the lines of losing it by a point on the 38th matchday, after a close loss. Sarri came close once, in a year he ignored every other competition.
 
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