New Jerseys? (12 Viewers)

swag

L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
84,776
#4
Nah, you guys have new Orange jerseys with Unicef on them. You bought the Barca jerseys from Eurosport because you don't have the funds to get your own.

:cheesy:
I once had my flight out of Newark cancelled and had to stay over in a druggie-and-flea-infested hotel in East Orange, New Jersey. Does that count?
 

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
116,141
#18
Speaking of New Jersey. Why can't I fill my own gas there? :howler:
Yeah, and why are there no turns in New Jersey? I was pulled over by a Chinaman from Parsippany and he said to me, "you can go front, you can go back, but NO TURNS." He screamed that as rice flew from his mouth and two cars farted along going the wrong way.
 

swag

L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
84,776
#20
Yeah, and why are there no turns in New Jersey? I was pulled over by a Chinaman from Parsippany and he said to me, "you can go front, you can go back, but NO TURNS." He screamed that as rice flew from his mouth and two cars farted along going the wrong way.
Jughandles, man, jughandles.

Kind of like billionaire J. Howard Marshall, Anna Nicole Smith's former husband.
 

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