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[Dostoevsky]

Why don't you ever talk about me?

Eh, I do talk about you, to myself... when I touch myself.


You're a deck, it should be your sign... there!

 

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[.zero]

http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/01/13/horoscope-hang-up-earth-rotation-changes-zodiac-signs/

I was a Sagittarius and now I'm an Ophiuchus?? What the shit is that?

Sagittarius was the coolest. I'll miss you, my archer centaur

I may need to read up on this some more but I just don't understand how they can change the dates for the zodiac symbols and add a new one along with that.

I of course found out only because of the millions of FB posts by girls as their statuses, complaining about this cosmic shift in their lives

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Eh, I do talk about you, to myself... when I touch myself.


You're a deck, it should be your sign... there!

I like it, plus my penis just moved when I read that...

 

[swag]

I may need to read up on this some more but I just don't understand how they can change the dates for the zodiac symbols and add a new one along with that.

Because the world has been lied to for centuries.

The usual, actually.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

True.

The astrological signs are for approximately 3,000 years ago.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

So what do I do about my Kappa tattoo that says Jimmini 4 life?

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

So what do I do about my Kappa tattoo that says Jimmini 4 life?

Cut off that portion of your flesh. Simple.

 

[Naggar]

Goddamit I can't accept not being a Gemini anymore, Taurus doesn't sound like me

stupid scientists

 

[ALC]

Cut off that portion of your flesh. Simple.

Scar > Tattoo

Unless it's really big of course.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

yep if you piece is really big they stop caring what you look like all together

 

[Enron]

Apparently I'm a pussitarian.

 

[swag]

Goddamit I can't accept not being a Gemini anymore, Taurus doesn't sound like me

stupid scientists

Because nothing says "science" like astrology.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

 

[WΏΏdy?]

Still virgo

 

[ALC]

@ swag

 

[Naggar]

Because nothing says "science" like astrology.

well played, sir

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Still virgo

By choice or you just can't get any?

 

[Max]

I'm a Virgo now!

Same.

Like Christina, I read about my "new" sign and I'm sooooooooooo not a Virgo. Libra, bitch.