You know, I gotta say… if there was one thing President Drumpf was right about, it was the inadequacies of the American toilet.
It’s not just a water volume thing though.
When I was back in the U.S. for two months, I was a toilet wrecking ball everywhere I went. There was no toilet I could not clog.
I
left plumber bills and wailing women in my wake.
But here in Portugal, next to my bidet? I am like a dainty princess - no match for this ancient plumbing. I honestly don’t get it.
Or maybe that’s just the American diet…