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[Fab Fragment]

The results are in and the Onion has won the auction for InfoWars.

https://x.com/calltoactivism/status/1857068564257157307?s=46&t=44zFspkwtn4Oth1i9vk6Xg

Imagine The Onion forcing Alex Jones to parrot the liberal talking points

 

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[Bjerknes]

Imagine The Onion forcing Alex Jones to parrot the liberal talking points

If it was me, I would literally run the operation just like a real life parody of Alex Jones. I would have the show at 12pm every weekday, keep the name consistent, and hire a big fat comedian guy named Jones Alex and just mock him constantly.

 

[Badass J Elkann]

Now Muslim communities are begging for Biden to do something to help them despite openly voting for Trump thinking he would solve the middle east issue ... did these stupid fucks not hear how Harris was proposing a 2 state solution and a cease fire??? Yeah well enjoy your time in the wilderness, seaside Condos and luxury apartments are replacing your homes.

 

[Bjerknes]

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[Ronn]

RFK is nominated for HHS Secretary.

 

[Badass J Elkann]

RFK is nominated for HHS Secretary.

Make Polio great again

Has there ever been a less qualified cabinet in the entire history of politics?

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Yeah what if someone needs heart surgery

 

[Badass J Elkann]

Yeah what if someone needs heart surgery

He will leave it in the capable hands of a dentist.

 

[s4tch]

RFK is nominated for HHS Secretary.

too bad epstein and hitler are dead, trump would create a ministry of youth and religion and hand it over to them

 

[Badass J Elkann]

too bad epstein and hitler are dead, trump would create a ministry of youth and religion and hand it over to them

If Orban loses power any time soon he knows he's got a role in Trump's cabinet

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I imagine the first days of Trump's days in government to be something like this.
https://x.com/i/status/1857075012093812790

Somehow I can picture RFK Jr and Trump here

 

[Enron]

RFK is nominated for HHS Secretary.

obvious pick

 

[Firestarter]

obvious pick

new mandate: eat clen, tren hard

 

[Enron]

new mandate: eat clen, tren hard

trt ftw

 

[Nomuken]

I mean we did have this these last four years.


May be one of the reasons Democrats took a huge loss this time.

 

[ALC]

I mean we did have this these last four years.


May be one of the reasons Democrats took a huge loss this time.

That Pete B pic is photoshopped and the bald cunt is in two of the pictures, so I’m gonna call that deceitful repetition.

 

[Nomuken]

That Pete B pic is photoshopped and the bald cunt is in two of the pictures, so I’m gonna call that deceitful repetition.

Your Eagles bro, was a tight game for awhile, till Barkley broke the dam.

 

[s4tch]

he's probably overqualified for the job

 

[abstract]

RFK is nominated for HHS Secretary.

Looks like American kids will eat roadkill for school lunch from now on.

 

[s4tch]

i sincerely hope that somehow rfk jr won't be confirmed by the senate, or if he will, he'll be kept on a short leash. this is a lunatic and nobody, not even the millions who voted for him and trump deserve the consequences of his probable actions

but but but he's shredded for a 70+ guy therefore he's healthy therefore he's got the skills and expertise to run a complete department lol. let's give hulk hogan and stallone an office quick

 

[JuveJay]

I mean we did have this these last four years.


May be one of the reasons Democrats took a huge loss this time.

So one oddball and people wearing masks? How awful for you.