thank you erik, you saved me some time although i could have spent the same time writting what you wrote instead of these and my time isnt worth much anyway
I had a phase a few years -- OK, a decade and a half -- back where I always ended every sentence with "...in my pants!". It was like the trick where you always finish reading a fortune cookie with "in bed", except I found adding "in my pants" always made things more comically aggressive.
Kind of as if Tifoso Lou decided to replace "mio amico" for a week with "in my pants" instead.
We'll have to try this sometime. I can envision an entire "in my pants" Juventuz day. It might even beat pi day.