Moise Kean (94 Viewers)

[Rockets]

injured

He isn't

It's a myth apparently

Two hours ago I read that he got some muscle injury, two hours later Di Natale said he's back in training.

Lip muscle injury I guess lul

 

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[DAiDEViL]

The last bit

 

[Bjerknes]

We were literally doing this sort of shit in 9th grade as freshmans on varsity.

 

[Strickland]

We were literally doing this sort of shit in 9th grade as freshmans on varsity.

Can you film yourself now and post a video? That first bit is not easy.

 

[U Picciriddu]

Can you film yourself now and post a video? That first bit is not easy.

[Insert funny video of a American trying to kick a ball and totally miss it]

 

[Badass J Elkann]

That sort of shit would impress barca fans at his unveiling.... they've certainly had some bad ones just look at Braithwaite for example.

 

[PedroFlu]

This guy has some of the slowest feet I've seen in top football. It does look like an average joe trying to do tricks

 

[Seven]

We were literally doing this sort of shit in 9th grade as freshmans on varsity.

It's mostly irrelevant to in game skill, but you should see players like Messi, Ronaldinho, Hazard or Neymar do similar stuff. It's night and day compared to this.

 

[venus_isle]

I still dont get what coaches see in Kean

 

[Bjerknes]

Can you film yourself now and post a video? That first bit is not easy.

That was like 20 years ago bro. I've lost a lot of my skillz.

It's mostly irrelevant to in game skill, but you should see players like Messi, Ronaldinho, Hazard or Neymar do similar stuff. It's night and day compared to this.

Indeed. Or even Instagram cutie Lia Lewis. She makes Kean look rather pedestrian.

 

[zizinho]

We have Lukaku at home

 

[Scottish]

That was like 20 years ago bro. I've lost a lot of my skillz.

But how can Max have lost none of his but you've lost all yours?

 

[Bjerknes]

But how can Max have lost none of his but you've lost all yours?

I could still probably bend the ball in from the corner flag at least.

 

[Scottish]

I could still probably bend the ball in from the corner flag at least.

Can you film yourself now and post a video? That first bit is not easy.

 

[PedroFlu]

I think Juventus will be stuck with this guy for the next 3+ years. He'll be that perennial annoying "super sub".

 

[Scottish]

I think Juventus will be stuck with this guy for the next 3+ years. He'll be that perennial annoying "super sub".

Thing is people think anybody not good enough to start is a super sub. Real super subs are people like Solksjaer or McCoist who reliably can come off the bench and change games.

This Kean dude has never been much use whichever minute he starts playing.

Would fucking love to be Antonio Bandera'd about this all year

 

[DanielSz]

I still dont get what coaches see in Kean

he might be a clumsy player, but his goal rate is still well above average. I stopped shitting on him, its hard enough to find a good starting 9, nevermind a backup. He also looks in better shape this year and seems happier. And its not like hes blocking some younger more talented player. Forza Kean LOL

 

[venus_isle]

he might be a clumsy player, but his goal rate is still well above average. I stopped shitting on him, its hard enough to find a good starting 9, nevermind a backup. He also looks in better shape this year and seems happier. And its not like hes blocking some younger more talented player. Forza Kean LOL

Lol yea i admit his physique is ideal for 9

 

[MikeM]

I still dont get what coaches see in Kean

He's fast and the ball always manages to hit him and go in.