Because they are the guru's of this forum - they keep us informed and based on their expertise, which they have acquired by reading every news story ever, they say which player they think is going to join the club.
Often they are wrong, but 'calling' of players keeps competition around them which makes them look harder for news stories
And you still need to work on dat trolling there
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Basically being a guru is doing this:
1) Mentioning loads of players that clubs are going to get.
2) Even though 90% of the guesses are wrong, the guru will only focus on the right one by writing "I called XXXXXX XXXXX back in October"
3) Then he wants credit for being able to get that transfer right.
Just look at Badass and Guardiola. He's acting like he actually knew anything. It was just random guessing.
It's even more hilarious when the guru actually acts like it was him that made the transfer happen...
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This is what guruing is like:
I really want to link to the South Park parody, but I can't find it.
