Mo Amer (2 Viewers)

Zé Tahir

JhoolayLaaaal!
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Mozart

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Mo Amer: My Nephew Osama

i was drinkin water while watchin this...freakin spit it all over the screen...that stuff made me laugh hard....
 

swag

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Ugh. That chick? The way she sings like she's passing kidney stones all the time? She has the subtlety and deft touch of a jackhammer. Talk about going jihad on my eardrums...
 

mnementh

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Jun 5, 2005
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SexualChocolate said:
How about a sex slave publishing a book about the guy having the hots for Whitney Houston? :p
I just saw the Letterman reaction for this story. First he said that "it turns out she can do worse than Bobby Brown", that it's a good way to catch (how bad can one dinner be?) and then made a top 10 list .

:D :pint:

Top Ten Signs Osama Bin Laden Is In Love With You :

10. He carved your initials in an infidel

9. Always gets the camel washed and waxed before he picks you up

8. Never forgets to release an Al-Jazeera video on your birthday

7. You say you enjoy Barry Manilow -- next day he sends you Barry Manilow's ear

6. Orders 1 goat milk, 2 straws

5. Says only thing hotter than your body is his scorching hatred for the Zionists

4. Get a romantic greeting card that reads, "You jihad me at 'Hello'" :lol2:

3. He lets you call him "Ossie"

2. New intelligence reports put his whereabouts at Zales

1. He says every time he thinks of you, there's an uprising in his pants
 

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