Miralem Pjanić (34 Viewers)

[Wittl]

Plain offcourse. Unless you are homosexual then striped is fine.

Why? I'm not homosexual and I wear striped socks sometimes. I also wear plain socks of course, I have them in almost every colour.

Furthermore some of my socks are dotted, some have Bananas or Pineapples on it and some are even in a leopard design.

 

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[Post Ironic]

Why? I‘m not homosexual and I wear striped socks sometimes. I also wear plain socks of course, I have them in almost every colour.

Furthermore some of my socks are dotted, some have Bananas or Pineapples on it and some are even in a leopard design.

A girlfriend once gave me blue dress socks with polka dots and the words "Stay Weird" written on them. I must be gay.

 

[Wittl]

A girlfriend once gave me blue dress socks with polka dots and the words "Stay Weird" written on them. I must be gay.

She gave it you when you still were together or after you've broken up?

 

[pitbull]

Why? I'm not homosexual and I wear striped socks sometimes. I also wear plain socks of course, I have them in almost every colour.

Furthermore some of my socks are dotted, some have Bananas or Pineapples on it and some are even in a leopard design.

You may not be gay, but you're surely bi man Leopard design socks is terrible lol, my best ones are striped and have dinosaurs on them

 

[Wittl]

You may not be gay, but you're surely bi man Leopard design socks is terrible lol, my best ones are striped and have dinosaurs on them

With dinosaurs sounds lovely

 

[Post Ironic]

You may not be gay, but you're surely bi man Leopard design socks is terrible lol, my best ones are striped and have dinosaurs on them

Striped with dinosaurs...

The transformation of pitbull gets even more interesting. From homophobe to gay Christian. "Come out of the toilet, as the phrase has it."

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She gave it you when you still were together or after you've broken up?

When we were still together. I think she was trying to butter me up so she could have @Fr3sh come fuck her while I held his and her hands.

 

[Wittl]

When we were still together. I think she was trying to butter me up so she could have @Fr3sh come fuck her while I held his and her hands.

Why ?
I expected you to be open-minded about this... Or is it just because it is @Fr3sh?

 

[Maddy]

When we were still together. I think she was trying to butter me up so she could have @Fr3sh come fuck her while I held his and her hands.

Really? I'd never thought you were a guy who needed convincing to be a cuckold.

 

[Post Ironic]

Why ?
I expected you to be open-minded about this... Or is it just because it is @Fr3sh?

If @Fr3sh was that fat tranny I used to post pictures of on his visitor messages I'd consider it. But he is just a stinky, dopehead teacher. My open-mindedness only extends so far.

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Really? I'd never thought you were a guy who needed convincing to be a cuckold.

Damn. That's cold yo.

If I start dating fat hipster chicks, I let you cuck me for sure.

 

[Maddy]

Damn. That's cold yo.

If I start dating fat hipster chicks, I let you cuck me for sure.

Fat hipster chicks? That's @DAiDEViL and @Wittl

I'm into classy business school upper class suburban chicks

 

[Wittl]

Fat hipster chicks? That's @DAiDEViL and @Wittl

I'm into classy business school upper class suburban chicks

Fat no
Hipster yes

Spoiler

Chicks mostly

 

[Post Ironic]

 

[dolph]

Why? I'm not homosexual and I wear striped socks sometimes. I also wear plain socks of course, I have them in almost every colour.

Furthermore some of my socks are dotted, some have Bananas or Pineapples on it and some are even in a leopard design.

Is not something I have decided it is just a fact. If you like to suck dick or wear striped socks, you are gay.

If you have some with Pineapples or leopard print and you are not a 8 year old, there is something seriously wrong with you.

Do you wear a suit without putting on socks as well?

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

I eat ass all day but I’m not gay

 

[Wittl]

Is not something I have decided it is just a fact. If you like to suck dick or wear striped socks, you are gay.

Sounds reasonable.

Do you wear a suit without putting on socks as well?

No.

 

[Maddy]

Is not something I have decided it is just a fact. If you like to suck dick or wear striped socks, you are gay.

Soem people

Patterned socks

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I eat ass all day but I’m not gay

Eating ass is a nutritional choice for me.

 

[DAiDEViL]

My Dad is 50+ and wears odd socks.

Props to him for staying with my Mum despite being a faggot.

 

[piotrr]

Is not something I have decided it is just a fact. If you like to suck dick or wear striped socks, you are gay.

If you have some with Pineapples or leopard print and you are not a 8 year old, there is something seriously wrong with you.

Do you wear a suit without putting on socks as well?

True. Mind-boggling how a Juve fan might wear any other socks than black&white.

 

[dolph]

My Dad is 50+ and wears odd socks.

Props to him for staying with my Mum despite being a $#@!.

Are you mother super manly? Maybe he is able to look past the vagina, if she is one of those super testosterone filled women, who likes to put on a strap-on and just drill it in there.

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True. Mind-boggling how a Juve fan might wear any other socks than black&white.

Black and White socks are okay, but only on game day, when drinking bier. Otherwise you will turn gay, leave the wife, buy a puddle and start having male companions.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

My Dad is 50+ and wears odd socks.

Props to him for staying with my Mum despite being a faggot.

I wanna hear more odd stories about your dad.