Milan in pole for Dingo
Channel 4 News
Milan have amazingly declared that they will sign Dingo if FC Melbourne relinquish their stranglehold on the player.
The Italian giants have been strongly linked with multi-million pound shipments of dingo food comprising of rabbits, mice and rats, as well as small birds. Milan officials are refusing to rule out the dingo's proposed arrival.
"The dingo knows of our interest and the whole country of Australia is aware as well, but we are not looking to disturb anyone," Vice-President Adriano Galliani told Sky Italia on Monday night.
"I can't see a powerful and rich club like Milan not wanting to buy Dingo, but if that occurs I will buy Dingo myself and place him in my pole position."
Galliani's statement came just days after January signing Ronaldo told media sources the dingo ate his baby. "Dingo was hungry, so he ate my baby even though I had 20 Whoppers in my kitchen," said Ronaldo, obviously disgusted. "But yeah, in some ways I'm glad the Dingo ate my baby instead."
"The merit goes to Milan Lab who managed to find a way to inject the Dingo with footballmoxihemoglobin, simply to resolve the physical issues of Dingo playing professional football," Galliani went on to say. "IF we do sign Dingo, he will be ready to play as soon as possible."
Dingo is considered to be Australia's most promising footballer, however fans do not like his amicable appearance for a dingo. "He's too friendly and his teeth smile too much," said one Milanista. "He's one happy dingo!"
Galliani went on to say that Dingo could be Milan's greatest ever signing.
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Channel 4 News
Milan have amazingly declared that they will sign Dingo if FC Melbourne relinquish their stranglehold on the player.
The Italian giants have been strongly linked with multi-million pound shipments of dingo food comprising of rabbits, mice and rats, as well as small birds. Milan officials are refusing to rule out the dingo's proposed arrival.
"The dingo knows of our interest and the whole country of Australia is aware as well, but we are not looking to disturb anyone," Vice-President Adriano Galliani told Sky Italia on Monday night.
"I can't see a powerful and rich club like Milan not wanting to buy Dingo, but if that occurs I will buy Dingo myself and place him in my pole position."
Galliani's statement came just days after January signing Ronaldo told media sources the dingo ate his baby. "Dingo was hungry, so he ate my baby even though I had 20 Whoppers in my kitchen," said Ronaldo, obviously disgusted. "But yeah, in some ways I'm glad the Dingo ate my baby instead."
"The merit goes to Milan Lab who managed to find a way to inject the Dingo with footballmoxihemoglobin, simply to resolve the physical issues of Dingo playing professional football," Galliani went on to say. "IF we do sign Dingo, he will be ready to play as soon as possible."
Dingo is considered to be Australia's most promising footballer, however fans do not like his amicable appearance for a dingo. "He's too friendly and his teeth smile too much," said one Milanista. "He's one happy dingo!"
Galliani went on to say that Dingo could be Milan's greatest ever signing.
http://www.channel4.com/sport/football_italia/feb19q.html
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