Michele Padovano (5 Viewers)

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Michele Padovano here-

OK guys, there is something really strange going on under my bed. I'm too afraid to look, but if I had to guess, it sounds like a giant pig eating a pound of bacon. Now there's some irony for you.

I'm calling her and telling her what is going on.

 

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[The Pado]

@ Burke - just check out Sergio's location.

 

[Rami]

Ahh, thank you, my adoring public. It is so nice to drop in and be treated like a real celebrity.

I made my pk against Ajax in 1996 final, in fact it was the pk that sealed our victory. Then I fapped eight shoes in three days at Moscow's Giant Jerk to claim World honors for the fourth time.

Don't worry, I'm still among you, my people.

Actually it wasn't you it was Jugovic

But again you got your own sticky thread. Thats no easy feat....I am impressed

 

[The Pado]

Actually it wasn't you it was Jugovic

But again you got your own sticky thread. Thats no easy feat....I am impressed

No sir. We won 4-2 on pks and mine was the third successful spot kick. Therefore, I sealed the victory.

 

[JCK]

Pado, you are a world champion.

 

[The Pado]

Pado, you are a world champion.

I am also New Jersey's finest sanitation worker. I'm in the hall of fame.

 

[The Pado]

Bruno Padovano here -

Anys of yous cafones got dat video of da 1996 Final. My copy got some messed up stuff in 77th minute, dos fooking bastages ar Reedswain sold me some crap I tell ya. Anyway, my cousin was man a da match and he even missed a couple a sitters right in front of goal. But, fook man he made his spot kick and go fuck yerself if you come to New Jersey again, cause we ain't got no bananas.

 

[The Pado]

The Pado here - *finally seizing control of my own account*

I just crapped in a coffee can.


Just wanted to share that with you. umpkin:

 

[JCK]

Does it smell?

 

[The Pado]

Does it smell?

Is FIFA corrupt?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Is FIFA corrupt?

 

[Bjerknes]

You'll want to check the dicks every 20 minutes or so. Examine them to see if the surface of the penis head looks dry or moist.Dicks "sweat" about three times during the sucking process. The pores of the penis open, and this allows moisture to escape.This is when the seasoning from the dry mout of my own and the smoke itself are reabsorbed into the penis. When they're sweating, mop or mist them with some semen juice and sprinkle them with a little more Magic Dust, also know as my own hair dandruff. Opening the butt will lower the temperature; add more of my own mouth and my mom's fat stomach to your unit and I will be truly fulfilled as a homosexual immigrant.

That is my legacy.

Look, we get the idea, alright? You're good at what you do.

No need to brag about it.

 

[The Pado]

It's about time somebody revived this brilliant thread. Thank you, Mr. Beck.

 

[Enron]

Speaking of brilliant threads, can someone PM me the password to Nick's?

 

[The Pado]

Speaking of brilliant threads, can someone PM me the password to Nick's?

I can't get in either.

 

[Bjerknes]

I can't get in either.

iamadouchebag, as we all know.

 

[Bjerknes]

It's about time somebody revived this brilliant thread. Thank you, Mr. Beck.

I just found it because I had to deal with a spammer. His legacy is performing fellatio on all of us.

 

[swag]

:iamadouchebag: =

 

[The Pado]

Raymond Domenech has absolutely no pado in him. What a biscuit-headed fvckstick.

 

[Trezegol17]

So he got sentenced for dealing Hasj and other drugs?