It looks like you are having a rough day now with Juve winning. Whining little cunt.
Vlad and His "Dad"
Vlad the Chad, he’s so mad,
He wishes Allegri was his dad.
A Croatian lad with prospects bad,
Dreams of adoption that make us sad.
He rants on Tuz, sounding so rad,
But his football takes are mostly bad.
Once Yugoslavia stood iron-clad,
Now Vlad just cries for the dad he never had.
“Max, take me in!” he begs like a fag
“Teach me tactics, but treat me bad!
Without your wisdom, life feels so drab—
Only Max can make me glad.”