I was browsing some Metal forums today, and this idiot wrote a song...poor chap was laughed at by everybody 
" MY OPTH TRIBUTES SONG
I HAVE DEICIDED TO GIVE ALL YOU GUY A SONG I WRITE FOR OPETH TRIBUTES
IT IN OPETH STYLES BLAK METALS REBEL
NO YOU BASTRAD GUYS LAUGH AT MY SPELLINGS ANYMORES JUST AS I AM MAKINGS THE OCCASIONONINAL MISTAKES
ANYWHAT THIS IT MY SONG
IT CALLED "THORUGH BASTARD FIRE MY METAL CHARIOTS GALLOP"
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH (DEATH METALS GROWL)
THROUGH BASTARD FIRES MY METAL CHARIOTS GALLOPS
I SEES LIGHT AHEAD WITH EVIL GRINS OF SKELETON MENS
MY TRUSTING SWORDS IN MY FIST I GRASP
I READY TO FIGHT ALL THOSE SKELETON
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (DEATH METALS GROWL)
NEAR TO ME RIDES MY BEST FRENDS AND THEIR HORSE
THEY ALSO ARE CARRY BIG SWRDS
A SKEKLTON SCREAM AT ME AND TRY TO STEAL MY POWERS
BUT MY CHARIOT IS TOO FAST FOR HIS BONEY LEG
WAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOHH H
LATERS I COME TO A BIG TREE NEXT TO OTHER BIG TREES
AND SOME SMALLER TREES ASLO
BUT THE BIG TREES ARE BIGGER
I JUMP OFF MY METAL CHARIOTS AND TIE IT TO A TREE
I CLIMBING THE TREE NOW
BITING THE SWORDS WITH MY METAL TOOTHS
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEE
I LOOK BELOWS AT EVIL SKELETON DOGS THAT SNAP AND SNIP AT ME
BUT I FIND CAVE IN TREE WITH SECRET PASSAGES TO HIDE IN
MY FRENDS ARE LOST AND RUN AWAY WITH THEIR HORSE I ALONE
I ADVENTURE IN TREE CAVE
(THIS BIT I HAVE GUITAR SOLOS FOR 3 MINUTE)
(THIS BIT IN DEATH METALS GROWLINGS)
AHHHHH I AM LOST IN A TREE
OOOOOOH I HAVE FEAR OF SKELETON
WAHHHHH I FORGETS MY CHARIOTS
AAAAAAAAH THE BASTARD FIRES IT HAUNT ME
AGAIN I ADD MORE LATERS
THIS ONLY FIRST PART I HAE MORE I WILL ADD ON LATERS"
" MY OPTH TRIBUTES SONG
I HAVE DEICIDED TO GIVE ALL YOU GUY A SONG I WRITE FOR OPETH TRIBUTES
IT IN OPETH STYLES BLAK METALS REBEL
NO YOU BASTRAD GUYS LAUGH AT MY SPELLINGS ANYMORES JUST AS I AM MAKINGS THE OCCASIONONINAL MISTAKES
ANYWHAT THIS IT MY SONG
IT CALLED "THORUGH BASTARD FIRE MY METAL CHARIOTS GALLOP"
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH (DEATH METALS GROWL)
THROUGH BASTARD FIRES MY METAL CHARIOTS GALLOPS
I SEES LIGHT AHEAD WITH EVIL GRINS OF SKELETON MENS
MY TRUSTING SWORDS IN MY FIST I GRASP
I READY TO FIGHT ALL THOSE SKELETON
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (DEATH METALS GROWL)
NEAR TO ME RIDES MY BEST FRENDS AND THEIR HORSE
THEY ALSO ARE CARRY BIG SWRDS
A SKEKLTON SCREAM AT ME AND TRY TO STEAL MY POWERS
BUT MY CHARIOT IS TOO FAST FOR HIS BONEY LEG
WAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOHH H
LATERS I COME TO A BIG TREE NEXT TO OTHER BIG TREES
AND SOME SMALLER TREES ASLO
BUT THE BIG TREES ARE BIGGER
I JUMP OFF MY METAL CHARIOTS AND TIE IT TO A TREE
I CLIMBING THE TREE NOW
BITING THE SWORDS WITH MY METAL TOOTHS
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEE
I LOOK BELOWS AT EVIL SKELETON DOGS THAT SNAP AND SNIP AT ME
BUT I FIND CAVE IN TREE WITH SECRET PASSAGES TO HIDE IN
MY FRENDS ARE LOST AND RUN AWAY WITH THEIR HORSE I ALONE
I ADVENTURE IN TREE CAVE
(THIS BIT I HAVE GUITAR SOLOS FOR 3 MINUTE)
(THIS BIT IN DEATH METALS GROWLINGS)
AHHHHH I AM LOST IN A TREE
OOOOOOH I HAVE FEAR OF SKELETON
WAHHHHH I FORGETS MY CHARIOTS
AAAAAAAAH THE BASTARD FIRES IT HAUNT ME
AGAIN I ADD MORE LATERS
THIS ONLY FIRST PART I HAE MORE I WILL ADD ON LATERS"
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