I like Canada, but if she was a women, I wouldn't want to date her. Canada is overrated. She looks like the type of girl will do plenty on bed, but she is one lazy &%^% that would just lay on her back and expecting you to do the rest.
I would date America, that filthy %*&* that would just go down and dirty.
WTF I am talking about

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P.S I changed it to Canada Eh!