Ok guys, this is part III, a last one. I hope you'll enjoy it.
Hey, boss.
Yo Fabio, what's up?
Agnelli told us to interact with fans.
Fuck. I hate that.
You have to do that, Sir.
Ok, add some fuckers so we can finish this shit ASAP.
Hello, I'm Cam, you can call me Hustini.
Hi, Cam.
Hello Cam, I like your hair.
What the fuck are you doing here, Silvio? This is Juve-related.
Come on, Beppeeee, it's me, it not like someone else is listening.
Are you sure?
Moggi! Hey man, what's up?
Ok, stop it right there. What do you want from me, Hustini.
Can you PLEASE sign Dzeko? He's awesome!
He's an option for sure, don't worry. Next.
Hello, Mister Marotta, I'm Janna.
I'd do her.
JESUS! GTFO, Zamparini, no one called you.
Ok, ok, just stop caps locking.
I want to know striker you will sign like it's like you know to have it yes
I don't understand.
That striker you know that you like it to signs it is juve
Uhm, yes. Whatever. Next.
Hello there, Marotta, I'm Dule.
That sounds so gay. I'll call you Dulence.
Do you like my abs? I'm working out every single day when I'm on diet.
Really? I want to go on diet as well. What are you eating?
Sandwiches.
What do you want to know, Dulence?
How much money Roma paid for Balzaretty exactly?
Are you Roma fan?
Juve, Roma, Manchester United, Real Madrid and Red Star, just like my sensei Maher taught me.
Ok, next.
Hello I'm Nick from, Manchester Llorente 20m done deal.
Excuse me?
I'm a guru I'm telling you stuff. "Llorente done deal 20m - Marotta".
Are you quoting me? I never said that.
You did I just, read that on, internet.
Next....
I'm Jack.
What can I do for you, Jack?
Dzeko - won't happen. Llorente - won't happen.
And how do you know that?
I know. Jovetic? Won't happen as well.
It's like you read my mind. I like you.
Hello, I'm Osman
WTF is this?
Dude, this is the holy grail.
Wow
This
Is
Huge
I just wanted to say that you can count on my support. I respect ze work you've done so far. You're good guy, keep it up.
Awesome.
Fuck you for selling Ale, Marotta.
I didn't, his contract expired, get your facts right.
Honestly... I don't give a fuck about you. I'm handsome and I don't give a fuck. The most handsome guy on Juventuz. You would do me in a heart bit.
Well, I suppose I would. Next.
I'm Mark. Llorente 15m + 4m bonus, almost completed.
What?
Marotta met Llorentes agent yesterday.
What the hell, I didn't, I was watching cricket with Elkann.
Llorente 15+4m
NEXT!
Hi Beppe, I'm Dheeraj from India.
Hello, India.
I just wanted to thank you for Giacherini. He's an awesome player, world class potential.
Yes, he is. Pepe as well.
I agree, fantastic signings indeed. Hey, do you want to make you an app or something? Maybe we can play Pro Evo when I'm at work.
Sure, yeah, call me tomorrow. What a great guy, filled me with confidence. I'm so full of energy right now, nothing can change my mood.
Hello, Beppe, I'm Cronios.
Hi fella, what can I do for you tonight?
For example, maybe you shoud explain me why did you sign 9 central midfielders and 13 second strikers.
I don't get it, what are you talking about?
Well, I checked on Cronculator, you spent too much money on central midfielders. We have enough CM's, there's no need for 10 more. As for second striker, I thought you'll understand eventually and then you bought Gabiadinani, or whatever his name is.
He's not a second striker, he's a tall, young man. Target man!
No, he's a second striker just like Quag, Vucinic, Giovinco, Bonatini, Bonucci and many, many others.
What are talking about, Bonucci is a defender.
Yeah, right. And I don't understand why can't we play faster since we have 6 CM's and 4 SS' in attack. We need to play faster, higher, and we'll crush them. Instead of winning Copa Libertadores or Copa Sudamericana or fucking Concacaf Champions league, we ended up winning only one competition. Why? Because we don't have depth with all these CM's and SS'.
Man, you're crazy.
I don't understand why are you chasing Dzeko and Llorente, they are SS'. Villa is SS as well. You even bought some guy from Ghana. I don't understand that, you and Conte don't know shit about football, and let me tell you something. One day I'll buy Juventus and I'll be a manager, director, chairman and an owner and I'll make a balanced team, team who can win everything.
I like this guy. Gallo, sign him. He'll be you assistant.
Yes, boss, whatever you say.
MAN, I'M DONE WITH THIS SHIT, FUCK YOU ALL
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