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[Bozi]

i love this thread

 

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[mikhail]

wait are people actually answering this honestly?

Aw, do you feel a bit small?

No, the distribution is all wrong. 4 or 5 inches is where it's at for Caucasians according to Kinsey. Asians are a bit smaller, Africans are a bit bigger. All differences are reduced when one is in possession of wood.

 

[IrishZebra]

pimple

 

[mikhail]

Time for the next poll?

I'll suggest:

Number of Juve matches watched in a typical year
0 Because I can't
0 Because I won't
1-5 Champions league knock-outs and maybe a cup final or something
6-20 Most of the European campaign, assorted others
21-40 Any game I can
41+ My girlfriend has stopped taking my calls. What's up with that?

 

[JCK]

Time for the next poll?

I'll suggest:

Number of Juve matches watched in a typical year
0 Because I can't
0 Because I won't
1-5 Champions league knock-outs and maybe a cup final or something
6-20 Most of the European campaign, assorted others
21-40 Any game I can
41+ My girlfriend has stopped taking my calls. What's up with that?

It doesn't matter, if we all do what Andy does, we would all be doing what a real supporter of a big club does. He sets the example, if you haven't known that yet.

 

[Fred]

Aw, do you feel a bit small?

No, the distribution is all wrong. 4 or 5 inches is where it's at for Caucasians according to Kinsey. Asians are a bit smaller, Africans are a bit bigger. All differences are reduced when one is in possession of wood.

I am technically an African, does that mean i have a bigger johnson than the rest of the forum?

 

[Gabriel]

I'm pretty sure he meant black (as in coal black) africans.

 

[Fred]

Well i'm brown, so i'm blacker than white folks, surely that gives me an edge according to the guy Mikhail quoted?

 

[Gabriel]

Dude, just get a rule, measure it, and vote in the poll, i don't care about your dong.

 

[Red]

Time for the next poll?

I'll suggest:

Number of Juve matches watched in a typical year
0 Because I can't
0 Because I won't
1-5 Champions league knock-outs and maybe a cup final or something
6-20 Most of the European campaign, assorted others
21-40 Any game I can
41+ My girlfriend has stopped taking my calls. What's up with that?

I'll set it up.

 

[Red]

 

[Nicholas]

 

[Bjerknes]

It doesn't matter, if we all do what Andy does, we would all be doing what a real supporter of a big club does. He sets the example, if you haven't known that yet.

Start the plague! Send this stuff to all threads! Muahahahahaha!

 

[swag]

I want a poll:

Which sentence best describes your love for Juve:
* I am a gloryhound! Give me trophies or I will support Barca!
* I am a real fan and you are not!
* <insert coach's name here> sucks! The board must all die!
* Del Piero should simultaneously play all 11 positions this Sunday!
* Juve is for Italiens! Non-Italiens get OUT!
* All of the above

 

[Bjerknes]

I want a poll:

Which sentence best describes your love for Juve:
* I am a gloryhound! Give me trophies or I will support Barca!
* I am a real fan and you are not!
* <insert coach's name here> sucks! The board must all die!
* Del Piero should simultaneously play all 11 positions this Sunday!
* Juve is for Italiens! Non-Italiens get OUT!

 

[Red]

Time for the next poll?

I'll suggest:

Number of Juve matches watched in a typical year
0 Because I can't
0 Because I won't
1-5 Champions league knock-outs and maybe a cup final or something
6-20 Most of the European campaign, assorted others
21-40 Any game I can
41+ My girlfriend has stopped taking my calls. What's up with that?

http://www.juventuz.com/forum/showthread.php?t=31104

 

[mikhail]

It seems I must spread some rep before repping Red again, the impressive bastard.

I am technically an African, does that mean i have a bigger johnson than the rest of the forum?

No, it means that there's more expectation on you.

I'm pretty sure he meant black (as in coal black) africans.

Yep.

Well i'm brown, so i'm blacker than white folks, surely that gives me an edge according to the guy Mikhail quoted?

I don't recall Kinsey having statistics for any other racial groups. You could try google, but frankly, there's a good chance you'll regret it.

Dude, just get a rule, measure it, and vote in the poll, i don't care about your dong.

Damn right.

 

[Enron]

So what's the point of this thread?

 

[mikhail]

So what's the point of this thread?

Read the damn thread Aaron! This is the thread where I proposed the various polls doing the rounds. Red added the poll to it later.

 

[swag]

So what's the point of this thread?

Eazy E should:
* Visit the forums more often
* Stop posting about sh*t he knows nothing about
* Pull out of Burke's ass once in a while to look around and see what's going on
* Suck off Fernando Torres like every other Pool fan
* Go f* himself



That's what it's about.