Mauricio Isla (7 Viewers)

Emmet

Senior Member
Apr 5, 2006
3,938
Yeah, I've stuck up for Isla since we signed him, but the injury has ruined him, will never be the player he was.

Awful purchase and now must recoup some money on him next summer. He's merely a Genoa/Bologna level player now.
 

Golazo

★ ★ ★
Sep 1, 2011
893
Why is his full name Mauricio Aníbal Isla Isla? Did his father marry his sister or something?

Would explain the shit hairstyle and the fact that he has two left feet.
 

LiquidPLP

Senior Member
Jun 9, 2012
12,237
How can this guy start is beyond me. He either is useless or is the reason we concede dumb goals. He looks lost on the wing. I'd take Caceres with two broken legs over him.
 

Goodfella

Senior Member
Nov 11, 2012
4,517
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To play for Real Madrid. One moment
Would you capture it or just let it slip?

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his jersey already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to deliver good crosses,

But he keeps on forgetting how to perform,
The whole crowd goes so loud

He steps onto the pitch, but the quality wont come out
He's choking how, everybody's joking now

Snap back to reality, Oh there goes Real Madrid
Oh, there goes Isla, he choked
 

LiquidPLP

Senior Member
Jun 9, 2012
12,237
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To play for Real Madrid. One moment
Would you capture it or just let it slip?

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his jersey already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to deliver good crosses,

But he keeps on forgetting how to perform,
The whole crowd goes so loud

He steps onto the pitch, but the quality wont come out
He's choking how, everybody's joking now

Snap back to reality, Oh there goes Real Madrid
Oh, there goes Isla, he choked
:lol:
 

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